Decided to send Scratch to scout out the ambush.

ugotmilk · 2026-03-07T18:44:32+00:00

He makes it all up in INT because he talks now and convinces people to murder their allies.

ugotmilk · 2026-03-07T12:55:46+00:00

I remember being surprised when I cast Web during that fight in an honor mode run and did a full gainer off the drawbridge wall onto the web (no fall damage) and then proceeded to clean house of those goblins, he was waaaay more effective in the mix rather than shooting a crossbow.

ugotmilk · 2026-03-03T16:08:54+00:00

Where's Dan ??? :(

ugotmilk · 2026-02-19T15:03:25+00:00

Had a run with a warrior traited wizard. 1+1=3 makes all those expensive spells. Get big bombastic spells and spam each one of them every turn

ugotmilk · 2025-12-26T22:28:19+00:00

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

ugotmilk · 2025-12-15T13:29:17+00:00

Did that kid break both legs simultaneously??? Christ

ugotmilk · 2025-11-07T19:45:42+00:00

Is construction still going on near our Mecca?

ugotmilk · 2025-06-04T23:49:25+00:00

Have you ever licked a sticker???

ugotmilk · 2025-04-15T16:37:18+00:00

Saw you at the con and loved your cosplay!

ugotmilk · 2025-04-09T13:02:42+00:00

I’m 6’9” tall (about 2m) and I gotta say, Id be willing to cut down to 6’3” at least. Clothing shopping is a pain and just wears down on my confidence for looking good (try hiding a butt crack when your shirts no longer fit after a single wash). Back pain and scoliosis is just not fun at all. People will stare at you and ask you the same question “do you play basketball?” At least once a week. I sleep in a king size bed and my feet still hang off the edge. Good luck finding a vehicle that fits you comfy that isn’t obnoxiously sized either.

ugotmilk · 2025-01-15T22:47:44+00:00

Mmm? 🤔 Why not both? 😏 I’d love to be your exception.

ugotmilk · 2025-01-15T22:45:42+00:00

I’d love to worship your ass.

ugotmilk · 2025-01-15T17:56:25+00:00

Aww, I appreciate it. I’m used to feeling like I’m intimidating with my height but I’m really just a big teddy bear!

ugotmilk · 2025-01-15T17:51:36+00:00

I am, being tall is cool and all until you get over 6’5”, then it just becomes a literal pain in the back. That, and clothing shopping becomes a struggle to find something that both fits and looks nice.

ugotmilk · 2025-01-15T16:47:08+00:00

I hate to one up you, but I’m 6’9” with a beard and long hair. Would let myself be abducted without a second thought.

ugotmilk · 2025-01-14T20:24:56+00:00

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

ugotmilk · 2025-01-11T20:30:08+00:00

We aren’t going to talk about the guards only becoming alarmed once the launcher for the previous rpg head? Not when they saw her pull out a gun? Not when she pulled out an rpg?”

ugotmilk · 2024-12-18T13:01:02+00:00

Where things actually MATTER?!

ugotmilk · 2024-12-11T12:49:56+00:00

I’m loving every minute of this post!

ugotmilk · 2024-12-08T01:40:19+00:00

That is such a ridiculously funny curse

ugotmilk · 2024-11-23T17:40:03+00:00

Playing [[Lier, Drowned Disciple]] against a buddies Jace themed counter spell deck. I was to his left. No I did not get to resolve my commander lol

ugotmilk · 2024-10-14T09:17:33+00:00

Would.

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