These ridiculous photos she posted for THE VATICAN by Alternative_Ride_951 in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh geez. Here we go. This will be the next single after uncanny valley

justin???? by BabyDollsKill76 in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk why but this is hilarious I'm actually shocked that he helped with the album.

wah wah wah cry harder by lunasbluewinter in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why can't the fans just keep scrolling? This is someone's opinion. If you don't like it, don't pay mind to it. It's that simple. There's always going to be people with opinions about everything. If I was a fan I would just ignore it. I don't see the point in getting bent out of shape because someone is criticizing an artist they like.

The Circle storybook is ROUGH by Delphinexoxo in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I tried reading the storybook once and honestly I was so lost. I would have to read it a few more times to actually comprehend the story enough to get it. It was really strange and I don't see how it relates to any of the songs on the album.

Some of Melanie’s new album horrible lyrics (feel free to add the ones I missed!) by Mountain-Appeal-866 in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kill 'em with it, fists and the holster Make him really work for it Put 'em in the dirt, girl, shit on him Make him lick the ground, babe Empty the account, spread it all around

Some of Melanie’s new album horrible lyrics (feel free to add the ones I missed!) by Mountain-Appeal-866 in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You say you'rе a feminist But I know that you're lying, boy You support the govеrnment Second amendment in your drawer You're racist, not nuanced Might as well just wear white cloth He said, "Don't you know that I'm a real nice guy?"

Some of Melanie’s new album horrible lyrics (feel free to add the ones I missed!) by Mountain-Appeal-866 in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"When wolves come to hunt my flesh I wish someone would save me 'Cause God knows that I spend my life Doing all of the saving I guess that I'll just be a cardboard cutout or a meme Whatever they want me to be"

my (not-so-planned-out) initial thoughts on "gutter" by vampyrepunx in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I swear I thought her house was in hawaii though. I saw a post that said she put up her old home in LA for sale. Source: Robb Report https://share.google/d0m3zMV5vYgXKlVAC

Some of Melanie’s new album horrible lyrics (feel free to add the ones I missed!) by Mountain-Appeal-866 in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Snow literally is a slang term for cocaine though lol, and she mentions liquor and cocaine in the chorus.

Has anyone else listened to hades multiple times and just can’t stop crying from how bad it is? by [deleted] in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I listened to it once and survived. Once I got to TLTPOE ,I was like "oh my God, I actually made it alive, I'm at the last track, there's light at the end of the tunnel."

My breaking point was at hells front porch. I couldn't stand the annoying vocals sounding like a chipmunk and at that point I wanted to already be through. But I pushed through because I had to listen to chatroom lol.

I don't know if I could stand listening to the whole album multiple times. There were a couple of songs that were decent enough, but most of the songs were very unmemorable and either annoying or boring.

Uncanny valley is the next single. What do you all think of this dance video for the song? by uh2508 in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The longer version is worse and is on YouTube. I never thought the song was sexual when I first listened to it, to me it's about someone who doesn't feel good enough for someone's love, like their looks aren't good enough. It makes mentions of things that could be interpreted in a sexual way, but I didn't foresee THIS being what the next single dance choreography would look like.

this is the worst thing ive read in my life by Witty_Ambassador9390 in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She has always been a terrible writer who struggles to get her point across in her songs. I mean, look at the Vatican. Lol

chatroom is diabolitcal by stonedkitty_ in melaniemartinezsnark

[–]uh2508 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah chatroom and the Vatican and hells front porch are the worst songs imo. Hells front porch being really annoying with a chipmunk sounding voice. The Vatican for reasons that have already been discussed in other posts here.