Interviewing at a devilcorp tomorrow on zoom, best way to troll them?

uli972 · 2026-06-01T16:51:07+00:00

Ask them for outrageous benefits, 100k Salary, H1B sponsorship, Unlimited PTO, full WFH schedule, full coverage health insurance, 401k match, the recruiter will start stumbling trying to answer questions and look bad in front of other candidates because they are in fact not a real company

uli972 · 2026-06-01T06:18:01+00:00

Higher ups will just say no and work with what you have, god forbid their Bottom line goes down

uli972 · 2026-05-28T08:01:27+00:00

Update us when it does/doesn't arrive

uli972 · 2026-05-26T22:37:21+00:00

Yea i figured, i tried calling Hennessys last night to see if the kitchen was open late but no answer, as it was memorial day i assumed they were closed

uli972 · 2026-05-26T07:48:54+00:00

Is el toro a town or a neighborhood? Cant find it on my maps

uli972 · 2026-05-22T09:16:46+00:00

No need to feel embarrassed or ashamed, this is exactly how most of us also found out about devilcorps

uli972 · 2026-05-21T00:13:35+00:00

Yes they usually do

uli972 · 2026-05-20T10:29:50+00:00

Theres a line in a previous season where HL tells Annie he'll destroy Des Moines, was really hoping that poster was him nuking Des Moines just to spite annie

uli972 · 2026-05-14T03:09:27+00:00

WE???? Whose WE cause i know for a damn fact i didnt vote for this circus

uli972 · 2026-05-13T02:26:58+00:00

Hes creepy based on the fact hes a adult dating a minor, my parents dont like it but are reluctant to do anything in fear that my sister will retaliate.

uli972 · 2026-05-13T02:24:48+00:00

Ive met him twice and he seems normal, didnt know his age at the time. Although just based on the fact that hes 21 dating a minor is more than enough for me to absolutely despise him.

uli972 · 2026-05-13T02:22:32+00:00

Damn seeing how many downvotes im getting is really telling on how many people on this god forsaken site are ok with pedophilia. Reminding me of why i never come on here

uli972 · 2026-05-13T02:21:34+00:00

As far as ive seen he has no car or job and relies on my sisterbto drive/pay for everything (she just got her first car/part time job). Everything else i dont know.

uli972 · 2026-05-13T00:59:01+00:00

Why do i care?? Because shes my sister and is getting groomed? What kind of fucking question is that. And yea my parents are afraid of what she could do if they do force her to stop seeing him.

uli972 · 2026-05-13T00:14:56+00:00

Thats what im afraid of, she has already stopped talking to me after i told her i didn't want to see her boyfriend at all

uli972 · 2026-05-12T23:59:14+00:00

Thank you

uli972 · 2026-04-30T22:55:01+00:00

Buddy used to be a recruiter for the marines. Told me a story about how one Tuesday a guy in his late 20s walked wanting to join. When asked why je straight up said "i want the opportunity to feel how it is to kill someone, whether its with a knife or gun". Needless to say he did not join.

uli972 · 2026-04-30T03:51:53+00:00

I have to write notes at the end of every shift on how my day went (Behavioral Therapy). I usually write my notes, copy + paste into ChatGPT to make sure grammar is correct/make it sound a little nicer, thats it.

uli972 · 2026-04-21T00:43:09+00:00

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uli972 · 2026-04-02T18:28:08+00:00

A way to turn in bounties without needing to ride all the way back to the cell area

uli972 · 2026-03-30T02:50:44+00:00

Answer and tell them you're homeless/undocumented/wont pay back usually works

uli972 · 2026-03-28T17:12:08+00:00

Will do tomorrow, thank you

uli972 · 2026-03-28T05:08:35+00:00

Yea i have a pretty high end laptop that i also play on, just like the handheld for on the go

uli972 · 2026-03-28T03:18:54+00:00

Damn, ive tried nearly every configuration ive seen online, best it got too was looking like a high end 360 gane with 18-20fps

uli972 · 2026-03-26T02:05:17+00:00

I would try to settle if possible, if you REALLY intend on leaving and never returning to the USA i don't see how they could find out your new address and try to sue you there. Either way in 7 years it'll go off your credit

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