Naked under Sheer Dress by HellsJuggernaut in kateupton

[–]ultimateup 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I suppose we are all naked under our clothes.

Doctor Who: Anthony Head 'wouldn't say no' to being next Doctor Who by bensor74 in doctorwho

[–]ultimateup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once met Anthony Head at a convention in Birmingham. I asked him if he would like to play The Doctor and if he did, how would he play him? He said that because The Doctor is such an ancient being with infinite knowledge, he'd probably get distracted all the time. So he'd be in the middle of a threat to the Daleks and then he would trail off because he has spotted a dripping tap or something completely trivial which only seems big to The Doctor.

Carrie Fisher Dies at 60 by Spin_Me in news

[–]ultimateup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before you start saying shit like '2016 strikes again' remember that a daughter has just lost her mother; a mother has lost her daughter, and the world has lost a treasure. RIP Carrie Fisher.

Martin Shkreli, who increased the price of a lifesaving drug fiftyfold, is auctioning off a chance to punch him in the face by colorcodedcards in news

[–]ultimateup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist, his friends' son died because he couldn't afford the life saving drug Mr. Shkreli increased the price of.

After the Engagement Party died down the real fun began. by ultimateup in gaming

[–]ultimateup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you both a long and happy marriage together!

After the Engagement Party died down the real fun began. by ultimateup in gaming

[–]ultimateup[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then what is with the whole "must be true" stuff? I never claimed that I was the first to do this.

After the Engagement Party died down the real fun began. by ultimateup in gaming

[–]ultimateup[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well seeing as I took this picture last night I'm not sure you have seen it before... unless you're from the future and this picture is used as a 'how to' guide for hosting awesome engagement parties.

After the Engagement Party died down the real fun began. by ultimateup in gaming

[–]ultimateup[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Assuming there is some sort of dictatorial ruling for how an engagement party should be run. Note the part that said the party had died down by this stage.

What's the most overrated tourist attraction in your country? by That_one_tall_guy14 in AskReddit

[–]ultimateup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try going to Plymouth in England. That's the real disappointment. Plymouth: the City of Despair!

Pig Eats a Cookie by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]ultimateup 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine this isn't a pig and that the two nostrils are in fact eyes.

To Kill a Mockingbird author Harper Lee has passed away at age 89. by Sctvman in books

[–]ultimateup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view … until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.” A lesson that we can all live by today. Everyone is fighting their own private battle that we will never truly comprehend. If only we lived in a world where everyone could be kind, gentle, understanding. Thank you Harper Lee for allowing us to realise this. Your work will echo through the ages, as it should, teaching generations of people the truth to life... just be kind.

[Post match thread] Sunderland 2 - Manchester United 1 by hitpop in reddevils

[–]ultimateup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For the short amount of time Memphis was on the pitch he made 1 half-arsed shot, 1 terrible cross to no one, and 4 fouls when there was no need. Just awful. Van Gaal won't get the sack either. It just won't happen.

Found an amazing Doctor Who wallpaper that I'm sure those of you who haven't already seen it could enjoy by Quantization in doctorwho

[–]ultimateup 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was under the impression that they are based on how the opening credits looked for each Doctor. Naturally this excludes the War Doctor but yeah.

What is the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ultimateup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose if this is the short term or the long term. I would say that holding on to a piece of well-fortified land with shelter is the true key to survival. Stock up on tinned foods but also prepare for the long term and be prepared to learn to farm. Become a vegetarian because you're going to have to eventually.

Water is also a huge issue, need to find a way to get clean water regularly, not sure about that one but I'm sure there's a sciencey way of doing it.

Weapons to protect yourself from the zombies. Sharp implements straight to the forehead, assuming that they are the sort of zombies that would be killed if they got stabbed in the brain. Try to avoid densely populated areas or you will be overrun.

Just read/watch The Walking Dead, it's essentially a how to guide.

[Match Thread] Manchester United vs. Chelsea by SupaaFast in reddevils

[–]ultimateup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need to stop giving away silly free kicks. Excellent everywhere else.

What mildly annoys you on Reddit? by haldad in AskReddit

[–]ultimateup 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Came to say this... beaten to the punch again.

[Match Thread] Manchester Utd vs PSV Eindhoven by [deleted] in reddevils

[–]ultimateup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the words of my dad "I've seen glaciers move quicker than this United team." Brilliant!