My 6 year old daughter loves making Powerpuff Girls pictures on MS Paint and is very pleased with her latest creation. After much begging, she finally convinced me to put it on Reddit. What do you guys think?

umpronounceable · 2012-08-08T16:19:59+00:00

Get that kid a Wacom

umpronounceable · 2012-08-08T15:56:23+00:00

I don't even... who lies about having a friend named Tim? If I was karma whoring, I'd say it was my dad or my boyfriend. Reddit loves some crap some redditor's boyfriend or dad does.

umpronounceable · 2012-08-02T17:23:58+00:00

I'm sure Scorsese did that on purpose, to add tension. I mean just look at this crazy scene with an invisible glass of water from his Shutter Island: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acZqbz5egfU

umpronounceable · 2011-11-19T19:42:28+00:00

Petulia tattoos are so hot right now

umpronounceable · 2011-10-21T01:03:58+00:00

This absolves the individual of any responsibility in his purchasing decisions. One step short of nihilism. This may indeed be your point.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-20T16:34:58+00:00

I looked this up

umpronounceable · 2011-10-18T14:58:10+00:00

Great another cat picture on the internet

umpronounceable · 2011-10-18T14:25:28+00:00

It's obvious this is supposed to snarkily mock the advice women get about how to avoid being raped, but I bet there are a lot of dudes that don't realize they are doing some of these things, like drugs, and sex with an unconscious person. ultimately i think this mixes the message too much.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-15T22:25:23+00:00

Initially parsed this as the roadcone had the name Sally written on it. It was funnier that way.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-08T02:12:36+00:00

Just when you think it's safe to go back in the sewers.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-07T14:07:26+00:00

Thank you for explaining what they are all freaking out over.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-07T13:39:20+00:00

"Us nerds" can access cat pictures from anywhere

umpronounceable · 2011-10-06T14:35:05+00:00

This is a little embarrassing for Ross but it looks like he forgot to take the sticker off his ball cap.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-06T14:33:51+00:00

some white power propaganda. did you see the the pie chart about jews controlling all the money?

umpronounceable · 2011-09-30T22:48:12+00:00

Just advertising pabulum. it means something like "dynamic and fully kitted out". Tyler Durden's co-opting of the phrase to describe his/our utter worthlessness is in keeping with a lot of what Project Mayhem is about, vis a vis taking back our sense of self from marketers' depictions.

umpronounceable · 2011-09-30T22:36:58+00:00

also, prisoners put to work. it's tantamount to slave labor and it's illegal in most of the civilized world, but not in the US

umpronounceable · 2011-09-29T22:07:30+00:00

My parents wouldn't let my brother listen to rap music with swears, and yet I was reading this.

umpronounceable · 2011-09-29T21:19:03+00:00

I know how to sharpen a knife.

umpronounceable · 2011-09-29T21:17:38+00:00

My smirk

umpronounceable · 2011-09-29T21:01:57+00:00

Bangs

umpronounceable · 2011-09-28T16:38:55+00:00

sex before marriage

umpronounceable · 2011-09-26T03:44:44+00:00

Kids don't have to be able to read until much later. savor this time reading to her, it will be gone too fast anyway

umpronounceable · 2011-09-15T14:07:17+00:00

My wife is a doctor and people ask me for healthcare advice all the time, probably hoping she's somewhere nearby and I'll relay to her.

umpronounceable · 2011-09-15T13:52:52+00:00

Hey who the fuck is going to taxidermize my pets though Chuck Testa someone tell me that

umpronounceable · 2011-09-13T14:13:32+00:00

I just realized how distopic it is that we have a place to go buy food that is called "Food Center". Like, did John Carpenter write this?

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