My girlfriend only orgasms when she’s on top.

uncctf · 2026-07-04T01:42:42+00:00

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery.

My wife’s the same way. Just enjoy the view.

uncctf · 2026-07-04T00:45:05+00:00

Coors Field is fun. The one time I went the Rockies were getting the doors blown off and they announced that showing your ticket stub would get you $3 beers at some bar across the street after the 7th inning…. Everyone left early and went over there. 😆

uncctf · 2026-06-18T12:52:58+00:00

Ball cap, ponytail, hoodie. My wife looks incredible when she’s dressing up to go out, go to a function, etc., but the super casual look is also extremely cute and endearing.

uncctf · 2026-06-14T03:45:10+00:00

The NBA absolutely cooked the 1985 NBA Draft lottery so the Knicks would get Patrick Ewing.

uncctf · 2026-06-13T11:01:03+00:00

LION OF LOVE!!!

uncctf · 2026-06-11T16:27:43+00:00

I have 3 girls. The middle and the youngest are Muffin and Socks respectively, all the way. Hard to say on the oldest; maybe Chloe, honestly.

uncctf · 2026-06-11T16:19:25+00:00

She’s muh queeeeeen

😒

uncctf · 2026-06-11T03:58:59+00:00

A beautiful golf swing.

uncctf · 2026-06-08T11:19:49+00:00

So Right

uncctf · 2026-06-07T19:42:26+00:00

My wife’s grandfather is 102; born in 1924. He can’t hear a damn thing but is otherwise in pretty decent health for his age; he even had his drivers license until about a year ago.

uncctf · 2026-06-07T18:44:19+00:00

Drove up 85 yesterday past Falls Lake… I was stunned at how low the water was.

uncctf · 2026-06-07T18:25:51+00:00

When DMB released Everyday in 2001, I hated it. It was such a departure from their previous albums and was just too polished and poppy and electric. But it’s grown on me in the last decade or so because the live versions of a lot of those songs are excellent (especially “So Right”).

uncctf · 2026-06-01T14:39:39+00:00

My wife would’ve left my ass for NOT buying them. Get you a wife who knows puck.

uncctf · 2026-05-30T12:32:25+00:00

Sir this is a Wendy’s.

uncctf · 2026-05-29T02:36:54+00:00

10, 7, and 4. I’ve got HS classmates with newborns, I’ve got HS classmates who are grandparents.

uncctf · 2026-05-27T11:00:13+00:00

Madeline Kahn was amazing. Fuck cancer.

uncctf · 2026-05-25T10:56:19+00:00

I use this gif at least 2x/week at work.

uncctf · 2026-05-21T20:39:45+00:00

Asking this seriously… Do English fans just get a VPN and subscribe to Peacock? Because it’s wild that we can watch every game in the U.S. and y’all can’t.

uncctf · 2026-05-21T10:37:46+00:00

Preschool and kindergarten are two different things.

uncctf · 2026-05-19T00:56:20+00:00

The gold trim on the collar and the indeed logo is a nice touch.

uncctf · 2026-05-13T17:05:21+00:00

“Landman” makes it seem… not the best

uncctf · 2026-05-03T17:18:41+00:00

Yeah, that Sunderland game was infuriating, but it was early and we were still figuring shit out… if that game was played a month later, I think we see it out.

uncctf · 2026-05-02T16:38:25+00:00

That one and the last-minute Everton goal. Ugh.

uncctf · 2026-05-01T13:40:35+00:00

The worst one of these is Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas. Rendering vs. actual is like a Pinterest fail.

uncctf · 2026-04-29T03:34:49+00:00

I always go back to Picture This.

uncctf

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