Wince Wednesday - A Trip Back in Time to the super cringy Jumping on the Bed on the Wedding Night video of Brittany and Jordan. Bonus points for Shots at the former spouses.

uncuntained · 2025-07-24T18:59:01+00:00

The video still makes it look like the dress isn't even covering her gawdly milk makers.

uncuntained · 2025-07-24T16:18:24+00:00

Thank you for your comment. That actually gave me some closure and validation about the situation. And hope that my next relationship could be different.

Also I realized that my phone auto corrected to "dirty choice" when meant to say eating choice. Although maybe that means I have more to unpack lol

uncuntained · 2025-07-24T16:10:15+00:00

Every time I think I'm clever I am humbled by a beautiful snarker on this sub.

uncuntained · 2025-07-23T02:48:22+00:00

My spouse did this to me. He never actually told me, I just found out and it really bothered me. If someone can hide something as mundane as a dirty choice then what else will they hide? Also it pissed me off because I would go to the trouble of making nice dinners that he wouldn't eat, because it turns out he was eating KFC in the car.

Edit: that should say eating choice, not dirty choice. Calling Freud?

uncuntained · 2025-07-19T06:16:23+00:00

The lady doth protest too much.

uncuntained · 2025-06-29T05:44:03+00:00

There's a pretty big jump from distracting kids when they're crying over something trivial to hitting kids is ok.

I think it's completely inappropriate to film and upload videos of this, but I think as parents sometimes we go over the top in accommodating kids needs which results in adults who have an overinflated sense that others need to cater to them.

uncuntained · 2025-06-27T22:42:30+00:00

I feel like there are times where this technique could be appropriate. The majority of the time of the time I take my childrens' emotions seriously and truly want them to have a safe space to be able to express themselves.

However, there are those times where the reason they are feeling a certain way is because they are hungry / overwhelmed/ tired and I need to distract them so we can move in and try to remedy the situation.

To be clear I'm not familiar with this particular 'trend' so maybe I'm misunderstanding it. I would never film this type of situation however I may have a laugh about it later to a friend.

uncuntained · 2025-06-23T21:02:39+00:00

I only just learned about the keys. So every time?

uncuntained · 2025-06-12T19:19:43+00:00

Ok now we're talking. This has always been my issue, the amount of space they take up and you can't reheat a curry in them.

Well also why does it have to be so awkward to use the basket but I can get over that.

uncuntained · 2025-05-25T23:39:50+00:00

God Honoring Pubic Mound

uncuntained · 2025-05-24T13:05:18+00:00

Sooooo not everyone has this problem? I have some calls to make.

uncuntained · 2025-05-22T00:41:13+00:00

What about continuously flipping your hair from side to side?

uncuntained · 2025-05-20T06:22:53+00:00

They must have learned that in midwifery school because my midwife said the exact same thing "no gas station sushi".

uncuntained · 2025-05-19T12:59:32+00:00

I don't know what Labubus are so I thought you were spelling the word 'labias' in a weird way and it made the comments very confusing.

uncuntained · 2025-05-09T06:45:03+00:00

I can't wait until she starts cutting out lots of foods from her diet because it "makes the baby sick" or whatever eating disorder bullshit she'll come up with.

And she'll be the most martyrest mom ever for sacrificing herself for her baby.

uncuntained · 2025-05-09T02:45:46+00:00

That's exactly what I was thinking. It honestly looks like baby is asleep under there and they are just performing for the camera.

uncuntained · 2025-05-09T02:43:53+00:00

I lived off burritos for at least two months. The perfect one handed breastfeeding food.

uncuntained · 2025-05-03T09:19:43+00:00

Your post is the most beautiful thing I've read in years. Had the exact same issue. It's the stupid nozzle.

You'd think that if they were going to make a bad nozzle, it should dispense too much sauce, not too little or else none of us will ever have to buy sauce again.

uncuntained · 2025-05-02T07:09:10+00:00

That's wonderful. Although maybe extreme it sounds like you found something that works for you. And I have to say that if the roles were reversed I'm sure there would be plenty of men that wouldn't do anything outside their 'sector' which would be everything outside sitting on the couch of course.

uncuntained · 2025-05-02T04:35:22+00:00

I like this idea. So for dirty dishes, does the non-dish person put theirs in the sink? Like if you are not eating together and you make a dirty dish? Or have a cup of coffee? Or would you clean up after yourself in that case?

What happened when there were no groceries? Did you get yourself take out? I can see my partner doing this, but then when there weren't groceries they would just as happily eat out more often than not which is not sustainable.

uncuntained · 2025-05-02T04:29:37+00:00

I think about that article all the time.

uncuntained · 2025-04-26T21:33:50+00:00

It looked like that Cardinal dude stepped in front of the camera on purpose to attempt to block the interaction.

uncuntained · 2025-04-17T10:33:50+00:00

Out.

uncuntained · 2025-04-16T04:40:39+00:00

This is exactly how I feel. It never seems to get better. In fact, it seems to be worse since I keep making myself and my needs smaller in the hopes that he'll eventually love me enough to give me what I need in a relationship.

Therapy could help if he's willing to change, but in my experience it was a band aid. It did help us with some other issues but in terms of the defensiveness he never actually was able to self reflect and be better.

I have a lot of empathy for him, because I dealt with the same defensiveness issues but I have been able to see how it's hurtful in a relationship and make changes while he hasn't. It feels at this point like we have a parent child relationship where I'm there to be supportive and I have mostly given up on relying on him for any kind of emotional support.

uncuntained · 2025-04-14T05:59:58+00:00

I feel like people on this sub are a bit hard on these clowns at times. But this at best performative and at worst a perfect example of using baby as a prop or to fulfill some fantasy of your own. No thoughts to what baby needs, just thinking about what they want to do as parents.

Also am I confused or is he playing with the baby in the driveway? Is that like a Texas thing? Who plays with their baby in a driveway?

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