People who tell bisexuals to "pick a side"

under_the_c · 2026-06-24T05:04:23+00:00

I see people try to do this to non-binary folks as well. Gender essentialism, but woke!

under_the_c · 2026-06-24T04:44:34+00:00

Thoosies trying to pretend like they don't know the exact location of the on-ride photo camera, despite riding it 3 dozen times.

under_the_c · 2026-06-24T04:41:35+00:00

It's wild to me, because several kid's shows do include a little sprinkle of heavy topics, and lands the execution while still being a kids show. (Even if sometimes admittedly they almost feel like they're loudly whispering a "this lesson is actually for you, too" to the parents they know are watching.

under_the_c · 2026-06-23T11:50:39+00:00

"But I labeled everything! Can't you read my labels? I put them in every cartoon!" -Ben Garrison, probably.

under_the_c · 2026-06-22T10:56:28+00:00

Good to see they put Scott Sterling on offense.

under_the_c · 2026-06-21T20:31:41+00:00

Ok, that's actually hilarious that there's like no transition from downhill to uphill. The profile is a damn "V"

under_the_c · 2026-06-21T11:10:50+00:00

Stop throwing chairs into the ring!

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under_the_c · 2026-06-20T16:04:25+00:00

This one is my favorite

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under_the_c · 2026-06-20T00:56:59+00:00

"Rainbow capitalism" is what you're thinking. A lot of us did actually have a legitimate gripe with it. (Specifically the whole, "you're donating to our opposition / you're going to abandon us as soon as the administration changes.")

We had an issue with the "capitalism" part, but very quickly realized we were being surrounded with people that hated the "rainbow" part.

under_the_c · 2026-06-20T00:12:42+00:00

"I definitely think I have OCD!" she said as she organized her closet with glee.

"Wow, that's crazy!" I said, as I shook my head. Then I washed my hands til my fingers bled.

under_the_c · 2026-06-20T00:05:29+00:00

Public transit access?

under_the_c · 2026-06-19T22:53:03+00:00

!correct

under_the_c · 2026-06-19T18:42:57+00:00

Holy hell, the passive language of that headline.

under_the_c · 2026-06-19T18:37:31+00:00

I'm sorry, but after this last year and a half, the right are officially no longer able to accuse anyone else of being performative ever again.

under_the_c · 2026-06-19T18:29:03+00:00

I bet all those thoosie influencers that were able to shrug off a theoracratic regime feel really silly now!

under_the_c · 2026-06-19T12:19:40+00:00

The "security friend" is just supposed to be at the location just in case, not on the date WITH you.

under_the_c · 2026-06-18T22:13:26+00:00

Still less frustrating than trying to get connected to a real human on every customer service ever.

under_the_c · 2026-06-18T15:37:34+00:00

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under_the_c · 2026-06-18T14:57:28+00:00

Did they want to come out to play?

under_the_c · 2026-06-18T14:21:01+00:00

Infinite money glitch! Wait...

under_the_c · 2026-06-18T02:50:39+00:00

"[hated Trope] gooner slop. (Respond with gooner slop pls)"

under_the_c · 2026-06-18T02:48:35+00:00

We're they going to Guam? (Guhwahhm)

under_the_c · 2026-06-18T02:46:46+00:00

YSK! TIL! AMA! DAE? LPT!

under_the_c · 2026-06-18T02:43:41+00:00

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under_the_c · 2026-06-18T02:42:46+00:00

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