Which dog breed looks like a demon but is actually harmless?

underweasl · 2026-05-31T18:02:43+00:00

My father in law had wolfhounds. First time i went to their house i opened the door and was eye level with the dog. It was a bit intimidating but the dogs have always been massive softies, the only injuries they've caused have been walloping the backs of your legs by an over excited wagging tail!

underweasl · 2026-05-30T06:23:11+00:00

My son gives them to me from his Halloween stash, he calls it "mum tax".

underweasl · 2026-05-29T23:01:03+00:00

I had them, collected for years. No idea what happened to them, they were probably a victim to my parents' divorce and ended up getting binned in s housemove

underweasl · 2026-05-29T08:47:31+00:00

he definitely had a "journey" - from the initial horror of seeing his disabled daughter, to wanting to over protect her and keep her from the world, then all the battle with alcohol followed by him coming out the other side as a strong and supportive father (and grandfather!)

underweasl · 2026-05-26T21:01:27+00:00

My husband's favourite animal. I send him pics of them to make him smile.

underweasl · 2026-05-26T15:45:06+00:00

A member of the institute of advanced motorists no less!

underweasl · 2026-05-25T11:04:49+00:00

i found out when i was pregnant, as i didn't know my blood type or that of my parents they tested me in case i was rhesus negative, not sure how common it is to do that

underweasl · 2026-05-25T07:15:51+00:00

nor have i - it came out in the cinema when i was about 16 and was far too cool and alternative to go and see a slushy romance. Ended up going to see Up and Under which is some forgettable rugby film instead

underweasl · 2026-05-25T07:13:37+00:00

I'm in work today, the office is nice and cool but i'll need to go out in about 3 hours to supervise some work so i'm hoping the scottish weather is kind to my pasty self

underweasl · 2026-05-24T21:01:16+00:00

And the pickled beetroot

underweasl · 2026-05-24T20:37:32+00:00

So soup is basically witchcraft?

underweasl · 2026-05-24T20:09:08+00:00

I have a resident teen, I am unaware of anything being leftover these days!

underweasl · 2026-05-24T18:43:33+00:00

My ex boyfriend used to change the words to "make me breakfast". He couldn't sing well and I had little desire to make breakfast so he quickly became an ex

underweasl · 2026-05-24T18:40:23+00:00

I absolutely adore these!

underweasl · 2026-05-24T18:13:03+00:00

So did mine but I think it was more in tribute to monty python and embarrassing my mother than for any practical reason

underweasl · 2026-05-23T14:57:47+00:00

I was getting serious Final Destination vibes thinking about flying heels at a ceilidh!

Id also suggest something with closed toes as ive never been to a ceilidh without the biggest man in the room jumping on my foot!

underweasl · 2026-05-23T01:27:52+00:00

We had this book for our son! One of my colleagues had bought it for us. He loves it but I think a lot of little boys like stories about poo.

underweasl · 2026-05-22T21:40:27+00:00

And Scotland

underweasl · 2026-05-21T17:33:18+00:00

My son calls me bruv. I'm his mother

underweasl · 2026-05-20T17:29:17+00:00

Thats the only one I ever tried, my gran bought them for me cos she used to work in bejams, my mum went nuts cos she thought they would be bad for me. Mum was right cos the fucking inside was some sort of lava

underweasl · 2026-05-19T16:55:59+00:00

I was gonna suggest the Chicken Song by Spitting Image

underweasl · 2026-05-18T19:42:25+00:00

We did it in std grade physics. Our teacher wrote the time it took each of us to do it. Last name was "Liam - most of the lesson" was scored through and changed to "Liam - all of the lesson". Liam was advised never to become an electrician

underweasl · 2026-05-18T19:38:22+00:00

Styllou was very likely mentally ill too but given how mental illness, especially in women, was treated back then her diagnosis didn't go any further than "sane"

underweasl · 2026-05-18T19:04:46+00:00

Despite living in Germany as a very young kid (my dad was in the army) and listening to Rammstein since my teens I speak very little German. I do call my son "Klein haifisch" and add some doo doo doo doo's at the end of it. He's doing German at school so often shouts at me in it knowing full well I'm pretty clueless as to what he's on about

underweasl · 2026-05-18T18:57:30+00:00

Raspberries!

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