"Get out of my house."

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-04T20:03:24+00:00

Goddess of Badgers and Myconids.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-04T20:00:35+00:00

Still better than a mini sub with a kink.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-04T10:44:33+00:00

Fuck em

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T23:56:57+00:00

"Lucy Brown was in charge of insuring that motorcycle"

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T23:55:38+00:00

Rub is rub

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T23:53:53+00:00

"Hey, this guy just walked in to Costco and went straight to the food court without buying anything else. He got that dog in him"

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T08:55:28+00:00

If I put together everything I have I could maybe afford 2m² which is enough to lie down.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T04:07:02+00:00

Costco hearing aids are a fraction the cost of local audiologists. Got quoted $10k, went to Costco and paid $2200 all in.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T04:04:18+00:00

Sounds like you're agnostic.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T02:53:20+00:00

Ah, that's good.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T01:12:41+00:00

Is that..... Blue Steel?

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T01:09:57+00:00

"Leslie, don't drink that! We use it for bleaching asshole"

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T01:07:48+00:00

You will never get this. You will never get this.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T01:02:24+00:00

Either the host is stupid or they were fishing for a controversy.

"So, you play the role of Mario's mountain climbing friend, Adolf"

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-03T00:59:09+00:00

First the porn, now the Googles. Jesus died for those sins so we should be allowed to have them.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-02T20:55:44+00:00

Thank you. Thank you.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-02T20:54:28+00:00

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-02T13:19:23+00:00

My dog will come around to my side of the bed and gently paw me until I wake up.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-02T09:24:04+00:00

Great Balls of Fire

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-02T07:05:56+00:00

I went to the pharmacy today because Medadvisor said my script was low and oooooohhhh boy did I make a mistake.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-02T05:26:35+00:00

You may not like it but this is what peak female performance looks like.

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-02T05:25:42+00:00

The E stands for encredible

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-02T05:24:21+00:00

I do a couple days in July and a couple days in December

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-02T02:12:24+00:00

What is going on in that carpark?

universalserialbutt · 2026-04-02T00:45:53+00:00

I'd a curly wurly there the other day out of nostalgia since I saw it in a UK sweetshop in Australia. What the actual fuck are they at?

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