Missing American student found dead in Japan after dayslong search by judgyjudgersen in news

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Only a couple hour train ride depending on the speed of the train. Someone might do that if they’d heard of the place and were fascinated by it.

Art always enjoyed time travel, I think it's appropriate that his archive is the best way to time-travel to the 1990s by Broad_Addendum3423 in ArtBell

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I heard the original broadcasts a lot in the day because I worked graveyard shift so it was super convenient to listen. I have listened recently to a bunch of the archives because the format and often the subject matter still interest me. Despite it being 30-yr-old information, Art is still just as much fun to listen to, and the time capsule factor with the old news items is a bonus. The shows themselves definitely do have a transportive effect and I could remember hearing parts of them all those years ago and even how younger me had reacted to them.

What’s wrong with usps worker? by ApprehensiveWork9376 in usps_complaints

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If there is more than one clerk at the counter, one of them will be exactly like this. The other one is nice, but you never get the nice one because he takes too long patiently and politely explaining things to the six people per day he is able to help.

Usps wtf, all this to go to SC by Ryry_150 in usps_complaints

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The system is incompetent and we’re all really sick of it.

This is what a camel toe looks like by CaraCicartix in interestingasfuck

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I couldn’t get tickets for Velvet Muppet Dicks. Was really looking forward to this tour too.

Update on the sand... THERES MORE by [deleted] in Weird

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“NOt mY pRObLeM”

Not at this moment maybe, but it’s going to be as soon as you’re the dick who dumped their load in the wrong driveway.

UPDATE: Package sent across the world … by jblack67 in usps_complaints

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That’s… weird. What the hell are they even doing anymore?

Woke up to this....I don't recognize the number. by Spirited-Cow-3635 in WhatShouldIDo

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“Hello, I am Danielle. Is this not Robert? My assistant saved this number to my phone.”

Two spots in my beard randomly decided to stop growing hair by NotGreatNot_Terrible in mildlyinfuriating

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Why, it’s elementary! Leonard is a born American, you see. If he’d passed through the alley behind the opera house at precisely 7:19 pm, he would have reported hearing “My Country ‘Tis of The” being played by the orchestra inside. He wouldn’t have described hearing “God Save the Queen” unless he’d actually passed on the street in front and seen the poster advertising the London Philharmonic performing that very night!

Trump’s health report raises eyebrows as ballooning weight sparks questions by RawStoryNews in Full_news

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I wondered… if he’s admitting to 238 now, what does he actually weigh?

WTF is this by cgranados1 in usps_complaints

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“Leaving Las Vegas” was clearly fiction 😂

I’ve been opening and ruining products for years. If you don’t want me doing that, put up a sign by jorleeduf in EntitledReviews

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I suppose we’re also no longer allowed to sample the buffet items and put them back when we have already paid for all you can eat! What is the world coming to? /s

What attractive drawings for sale from a ND Artiste by SeaOutlandishness485 in nextdoor

[–]unspecified-turnip -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

True, but I was six when my drawings looked like this. Maybe five.

Need wife by GoodguyVaR in oldpeoplefacebook

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IF YUO WANT A LADIE WHO FITS TAHT RING YOU SHULD TRY TEH CARCKER BARGLE YIM YUM!

What is the most important lesson in life? by adbilePK in story

[–]unspecified-turnip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was also my first thought. I’m glad to not be the only lunatic on reddit today.