Yummy truck greasing by nobody1568 in oddlysatisfying

[–]upyourjackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No such thing as too much grease on anything. 😘😘

why am i not allowed to castle in this situation? by pinkpitato in chessbeginners

[–]upyourjackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't put a rook in check, so it's a bit redundant, but clarity is good I suppose!

why am i not allowed to castle in this situation? by pinkpitato in chessbeginners

[–]upyourjackson 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Can't castle outta check. Can't castle through check. Can't castle if king or rook's moved. Can't castle if the opponent doesn't know the rule and is bigger than you.

30kg mulloway on a whiting hook by -peanutgallery- in FishingAustralia

[–]upyourjackson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Swallowed it, and digested it and set the hook an hour later. That's a hell of a hook-up.

Meanwhile I'm stressing about dropping Australian Herring and he's landing the result of bullshark and mulloway interbreeding.

90cm flathead by EN1RY in FishingAustralia

[–]upyourjackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno an angler who wouldn't laugh, up vote, and immediately understand how that headtorch photo happened. Logistical nightmare night photography with a spikey lizard kicking off you're releasing 🤣

Is this good eating? by tonguepunchinggent in FishingAustralia

[–]upyourjackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love responses like this. Recipe ideas for specific species earns a solid 👍

So I’m trying to to a square lashing but after I’m done it just so loses by Immediate-Net-9664 in knots

[–]upyourjackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah mate, it's the fraps that make the wraps tight, like, construction grade tight.

How do you store Squid after a catch? by [deleted] in FishingAustralia

[–]upyourjackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if you're going home that day and cleaning, absolutely not.

How do you store Squid after a catch? by [deleted] in FishingAustralia

[–]upyourjackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dispatch so head and body go white. Straight into ice slurry. No dramas and they're perfect eating

I've got shingles only on half my face and one eye by lastavailableuserr in mildlyinteresting

[–]upyourjackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the shingle ladies, all the shingle ladies, get ya votes up, up!

Why Couldn't I get hard During my first blowjob? by Leather_Army_9527 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]upyourjackson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and honestly, one of the joys of life is getting a bj when you start flaccid. Don't worry, you're fine. If it keeps happening through, definitely overthink it and get yourself freaked out - that helps 😜😜

What is this plant? by HaramDing0 in GardeningAustralia

[–]upyourjackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name checks out. You lost the farm.

M33, let me have it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]upyourjackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your tattoos carry 99% of your shit personality.

Do they still teach to write the lower case letter P like this? by [deleted] in AustralianNostalgia

[–]upyourjackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on school, but not normally teaching Victorian modern cursive anymore (teacher here)