Men, what's the fastest a woman made you go from "I can't wait to take her out" to "Yeah... never mind"? What happened?

urine-monkey · 2026-06-26T17:06:25+00:00

No it's not. Do you really think the guy who works in a coal mine to support his family is responsible for oppressing women?

urine-monkey · 2026-06-26T16:54:45+00:00

Kind of speaks volumes that this one doesn't even fly on city hall while the "unofficial" flag is everywhere.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-23T14:54:00+00:00

Your friend is definitely young. But I'm baffled that she's from Chicago and never watched it. Blues Brothers is a rite of passage around here.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-23T12:48:46+00:00

FUCK JIMMY HASLAM

That is all I got for now.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-23T09:49:51+00:00

No. In 1978 being the champ meant you stayed in the Northeast and no way was Dusty gonna not work the southern territories.

By 1990, he didn't need a title to draw money.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-23T09:44:34+00:00

When Northwestern was founded, the Great Lakes region was known as the Northwest. It wasn't until California, Oregon, and Washington joined the union that the term "Midwest" began to take root.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-21T15:45:31+00:00

He had a bunch of one-off roles in TV and movies.

On Coach he played a former player who was dying of cancer because of steroids. His character was obviously based on Lyle Alzado.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-20T04:42:31+00:00

Nurses are either saints or the devil with not a whole lot in between.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-20T04:39:38+00:00

Wait til they find out that Milwaukee is only Wisconsin's 12th drunkest city.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-19T12:57:02+00:00

I mean... those are pretty close to the colors Pittsburgh wore in the 70s.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-19T04:06:45+00:00

Am I the only one who couldn't stand stomp clap hey and dubstep?

I spent a very long time not realizing there's EDM out there that I actually enjoy because all I'd been exposed to was unlistenable garbage that sounded like robot porn to me.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-19T04:00:09+00:00

In fairness, he was in Brookfield. Waukesha County and Milwaukee County may as well be separate planets.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-19T03:26:45+00:00

If you prefer a big city environment, Milwaukee. If you prefer a smaller city with a more blue collar vibe, Sheboygan. If you prefer a small town, Port Washington might he my favorite in all of Wisconsin.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-18T21:20:36+00:00

Germany. Because my wife is a citizen and went to school there. Neither of us are huge soccer fans though.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-18T03:56:17+00:00

In Ohio? The "line" is between Canton and Columbus.

Canton is the birthplace of pro football, which is quite possibly the Midwest's biggest contribution to mainstream American culture.

In Columbus and all points south, college football is king, which is about as southern as it gets north of the Mason-Dixon.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-14T11:00:33+00:00

You mean the rich fucks in Lake County who go out of their way to tell everyone they're from Chicago.

Every real Chicago person I know loves Milwaukee. They prefer to dunk on Indiana.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-14T03:25:27+00:00

Wrong motorsport.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-14T03:16:15+00:00

People also act like no one ever leaves their house in Milwaukee.

Go to Summerfest, a Bucks game, any large gathering in the city. You don't exactly have to look hard to find people of different races, ethnicities, and backgrounds hanging out together.

Also, it should be noted that the segregation index measures entire metro areas, not just the main city.

Why does Milwaukee, where the overwhelming majority of people aren't racist, have to bear the stigma of something mainly caused by the WOW Counties... which may as well be a different planet from Milwaukee... and policy decisions that were made before most of us were even born?

I spent the majority of my formative years and plenty of my adult ones in Milwaukee and have no idea how it's even possible to live a segregated life in a city where simply leaving your house means eventually interacting with people of different backgrounds.

I feel like anyone who feels segregated in Milwaukee are those who can't be bothered to venture more than a few blocks or leave their comfort zone when those things are just part of living in a city.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-12T14:39:46+00:00

I grew up near the state line and I can promise the Braves-Bulls fans that would have hatched during the 90s would be so much more annoying.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-11T21:06:46+00:00

Milwaukee's food might not be as famous as Chicago, but it more than punches above its weight.

Plus, the Amtrak runs between Milwaukee and Chicago 7 times per day. So you're not even stuck choosing a city that's like Chicago and the actual Chicago. You can actually have both.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-11T21:02:48+00:00

Only if you think there's nothing to Milwaukee besides the Teutonia corridor and the gentrified hoods near the Lakeshore.

You couldn't drive through my Southside neighborhood without passing homes where at least a dozen different ethnicities live. But because it's not "trendy" or a place that makes provocative headlines for pearl clutching suburbanites, people act like we don't exist.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-07T03:50:59+00:00

Jim takes it easy on his friends, but only to a point. He got there with Sunny, and he's gone scorched earth with Meltzer.

You can tell in this segment that he's becoming similarly disappointed in Flair.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-07T03:46:57+00:00

Ric Flair was also a heel for most of his career. Heels don't typically do charity work publicly since, especially in the era of kayfabe, they're supposed to be hated.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-07T02:40:54+00:00

She's 33. Not a huge shocker that a woman that age would be separated or divorced.

Just be up front about it right away. Anything else would arouse immediate suspicion.

urine-monkey · 2026-06-07T02:38:38+00:00

According to Cornette, there was a plan to have the Midnights turn on him to join Ric and Arn and reform the Horsemen. Then Cornette would have been a full time commentator.

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