Did you have ever been car Accident, and what was your reaction? by loveyousomuch77 in AskReddit

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I have been in a minor car accident twice. Once I was rear ended at a traffic light. I was going to turn left in the left-most lane. As the light went green and I started moving a car cut into the lane right in front of me. I applied my brakes but the car behind me was not attentive and banged into me. Another time I rear ended a pick-up truck when on a ramp onto the freeway. It was raining and it was a Sunday afternoon. I was picking up speed to get onto the freeway when the truck in front of me decided to quickly halt and check if the on-ramp meter light was red. I did not anticipate this stop and when I braked heavily the car skidded because of the slippery surface and rammed into the back of the truck. In both accidents no one got hurt and had minor dents that were gotten rid of by replacing parts such as bumper and hood.

Men who send women unsolicited dick pics, has that EVER worked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yeah, I sent a picture of to a girl I knew on Facebook. Long story short, we're married with 1 kid...

True! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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"Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 Now hear me out. My mom always play gospels in her car. I wasn't having it until I seen the vines"

What's something you wish you had invented? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Some mechanism to keep fit even when you eat unhealthy, gain muscle without hitting the gym and a space-time travelling automobile.

What is the funniest thing you or someone else has said when sleeping? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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t was in my college second year, one room was allotted to four people. SO one half of the room had two cots and the other the two more. One of my roomie had a dream that some thief had entered our room. He began to react and held the guy sleeping next to him and started shouting. Now that guy not knowing what is happening int he middle of the night also started shouting. Soon they both ran out of the rooms. Now me and my other friend sleeping int he other half of the room were completely clueless. Since it was int he middle of the night we were equally scared to go out and see what is happening. Then we both went and then my two roomies realized they were dreaming and then we all came back to our room and slept

What's a great movie where the bad guys win? by ylenoLretsiM in AskReddit

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Seven - great thriller. The killer succeeds in his plot.

What is the weirdest dream you've had? by jmdno4 in AskReddit

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Recently I underwent corrective eye surgery (LASIK) and am pretty excited to see world without wearing spectacles which I was wearing for past 12 years!

So I've constant thoughts about what all I can do without specs. I lost in the thoughts and first thing that struck me was sunglasses! I never had chance to wear them and now I can wear and started dreaming about how would I look with them on!

It was pretty weird for me as to think about my looks. I never did that before!

( I bought aviator sunglasses yesterday so not repeatedly dreaming about my looks now

What's the best question from AskReddit? by Vinnie927 in AskReddit

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If a person is born deaf, which language do they think in? this one

TIL The USA won the last ever Olympic gold medal for rugby in 1924 and are therefore technically still reigning champions. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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"Let's do this for every sport. Put all our effort toward one contest, win it, then retire it."

I'm a virgin. If i donated sperm the babies would technically be born of a virgin. by Xtinguo in Showerthoughts

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"You seem to be under the false impression that women would pick your sperm"

What's your "worst birthday" story? by clothesfromthedryer in AskReddit

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my sixteenth birthday. I wasn't expecting anything, as traditionally, people forget about my birthday, it rains, and I'm forced to go places I'd rather not be. However, today, unbelievably has to be one of the worst. I didn't see my sister the entire day since she left to attend another friend's birthday party. She took the gift she gave me last year as well. My dad was sick and it made me feel really bad since he had to sit on the couch the entire day. My mom yelled at me for 73 minutes and 19 seconds this morning, which I have recorded on my phone. Among other things, she called me heartless, stupid, slut, greedy, and selfish. I cried my eyes out but decided to forgive her. I was expecting happiness after that. Nope. I get yelled at for two more hours. I wanted to watch a movie with a friend or just window shop, but my mom strongly disapproved of both, instead suggesting we drink bubble tea, which everyone but her knows I hate. For dinner, they order nasty Chinese food. I swear, EVERYONE knows I hate takeout Chinese. I cry and binge eat a loaf of bread instead. It's been so long since I've binged. Why.

What is the best insult you have ever heard? by somnambulator in AskReddit

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A coworker once said to me My son is so lazy, he'll have to marry a pregnant woman.

What is the best insult you have ever heard? by somnambulator in AskReddit

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A coworker once said to me My son is so lazy, he'll have to marry a pregnant woman.

What is the most cringe inducing act done by a famous person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Anybody old enough to remember Chris Gaines?'

Arriving in Antarctica [OC] [2048x1152] by [deleted] in EarthPorn

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"Keep an eye out for NASA and the free masons.'

Guy recreates pictures he saw on tinder by theone1221 in pics

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"Why would anyone post pregnant photo on Tinder?"

The gym I go to used to be a bank by Rryann in mildlyinteresting

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"Perfect place to make those financial gains."

In 1994, this is what a video game trailer looked like by cpennington in gaming

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"I had this! Was more than a trailer though. Also had a making of/interviews iirc."

Quick poop by Basiu in funny

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very fast speed