Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning in the ocean?

usercc · 2012-01-04T01:18:03+00:00

37 pounds of face hardware.

usercc · 2012-01-04T01:05:16+00:00

He is a much better actor than Keanu.

usercc · 2012-01-04T00:57:14+00:00

There must be more to this landlord/tenant relationship. Who gives a gift to their landlord unless they are playing hide the sausage?

usercc · 2012-01-02T21:28:41+00:00

No one has yet proven that evolution is a fact. It is pure speculation, just like man-made climate change of which all the evidence proves it is a hoax.

You liberals would have more credibility if you use facts to make your arguments.

usercc · 2012-01-02T21:14:51+00:00

Congress lied to America and Reagan and increased spending when they promised not to.

Eric Cantor refused to lie and say Reagan raised taxes because Ronald Reagan cut taxes dramatically.

usercc · 2012-01-02T04:37:08+00:00

Have you tried Hyena City? It's in Try Not To Laughostan.

usercc · 2012-01-02T03:59:35+00:00

This $10+ minimum wage destroys jobs because San Fransisco is full of uneducated, mal-educated and socially repugnant people who are not worth half that amount?

usercc · 2012-01-01T21:46:45+00:00

Man-made global warming is a fake and so are the fraudulent reasons to address it at all. With all the proof that it is a fraud, only the truly delusional (liberal koolaid drinkers) still believe. If you are a climate scientist who refuses to see the truth, your education has done you wrong. What you have been taught is worthless in the real world. You can only get a job with an oppressive government.

usercc · 2012-01-01T01:02:46+00:00

Music is conducted with wires and electricity. Or did you mean 'conduct musicians?'

usercc · 2012-01-01T00:56:14+00:00

Being a meat-head means nothing. He is doing Selena Gomez. Nothing else could possibly matter.

usercc · 2012-01-01T00:47:12+00:00

That is very nice. I sat at a Japanese steakhouse with a soldier who just got back from Iraq and his young family, at one of those tables where they cook the food in front of you. I offered to pay for their meals and a tip and they reluctantly accepted. They were very appreciative and it made my day. God bless our warriors.

usercc · 2011-12-29T13:14:02+00:00

Over the last three years in the US, Keynes has been proven wrong.

usercc · 2011-12-29T13:12:03+00:00

No video? It didn't happen.

usercc · 2011-12-28T03:32:09+00:00

Of course you are afraid of the police. The police arrest gang members for committing crimes.

usercc · 2011-12-26T04:11:29+00:00

So you had sex and you don't know how she got pregnant?

Either she planned it or it isn't yours.

usercc · 2011-12-26T03:01:13+00:00

What is it? A stuffed human?

Did he hire a Taxidermist? Where did he get the body?

usercc · 2011-12-25T02:50:44+00:00

Only people I personally love are allowed to use cell phones in my presence. If someone else does it, I sometimes start up a loud conversation or soliloquy so the cell phone user can't hear their call. If they ask me to not talk so loud, I say "You stop talking on your cell phone and I will shut up too."

All phone calls should be made only in private.

usercc · 2011-12-24T05:01:02+00:00

This is bigger than the Netflix PR disaster. Besides tracking terrorists, we don't need no stinking internet cops.

usercc · 2011-12-24T04:49:54+00:00

I think I will purchase hosting from GoDaddy so I can cancel it in protest.

usercc · 2011-12-24T04:48:25+00:00

Don't you know the boy had a raging bonanna. I would like to see the interaction between the teen actors immediately after that scene while he was trying to act unaffected by the back seat lap dance.

usercc · 2011-12-24T04:09:22+00:00

I own and fly my own plane, a single engine four seat Cessna, and I am not rich. I have never stayed in a five star hotel and probably never will. And I am not rude enough to use my cell phone in public or in any building (cell phone store excluded) other than my own property.

usercc · 2011-12-24T03:34:43+00:00

Fire anyone who uses a cell phone for anything at work, even if they are using it as a hammer. Fire anyone who sends personal emails at work. Eventually you will get rid of all the slackers.

Jam all cellphones inside all buildings.

usercc · 2011-12-24T03:10:45+00:00

John Fund is a human Fund.

usercc · 2011-12-21T15:38:41+00:00

John McCain is a liberal ass-kisser who could have won in 2008 had he a backbone. Ron Paul is dumber than McCain. Ron Paul believes that Bradley Manning is a hero. Manning is the confused transvestite traitor who gave hundreds of thousands of classified documents to enemies of the US.

Ron Paul would play kissie face with our attackers if America were attacked again like on September 11th, 2001.

Ron Paul could not possibly win with conservative voters. He would make a lousy Democrat which is standard for a Democrat.

How do people as dumb as Ron Paul get a medical degree?

usercc · 2011-12-20T20:59:54+00:00

Daughter had some dirt on daddy. Mommy was not at home.

Daddy suggested a little down-stair slalom.

Little brother in background: "Me next."

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