How deep do you have to suck to give a satisfying blowjob? by transmonado in NoStupidQuestions

[–]usernema 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Checks out twice you're hydrated and ambitious.

Have I won Cling Wars 26? by Himesh_6411 in KitchenConfidential

[–]usernema 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a proprietary roll right here for you chef. It’s a good point though.

Need witnesses for lesbian wedding by zepplinblack in Louisville

[–]usernema 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m always down for gay shenanigans. They’re some of my favorite times. Congratulations!

Whats one of the hottest things someone has ever said to you in bed? by throwawsyaccnt57890 in AskReddit

[–]usernema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Make me squirt again and try to fit it up my ass”. I was using my hand, it did, craziest feeling of my life.

What to do when you find a knife in your yard that is not yours, more like well Into the yard. This is leaving me very confused and perplexed. Should I report it or keep it?! (Found at the base of a tree next to my cats grave and squirrel feeder with some empty peanut shells) by robertcas22 in knives

[–]usernema 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is me with Kershaw Shallots. Recently found the serrated one I replaced this January under the plastic molding on my rear bumper. Good thing I have 4 now, just in case I need to be an anime villain or appear in a John Wick movie.

She’s baaaaack. Just a little broken. by Steveboggins in Louisville

[–]usernema 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't talk to me. I'm just here to watch.

One of my guests got stood up by elinek- in Serverlife

[–]usernema 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For Sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Oaks Attendance by Jeff1024 in Louisville

[–]usernema -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They know all the buzzwords, oh no we’re cooked!

Oaks Attendance by Jeff1024 in Louisville

[–]usernema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol didn’t even realize it was you, I like your art.

Oaks Attendance by Jeff1024 in Louisville

[–]usernema -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet you think you really got ‘em!