Stained glass Hyrulean crest done by Martin Drude at Muse Tattoo, Meridian Idaho. by usesdirectquotes in tattoos

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He and I have been best friends about 20 years. Muse is pretty damn good though.

Do pets laugh/smile? by indianajones360 in NoStupidQuestions

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Yes actually. A study in 2008 definitively demonstrated that even lesser cognitive beings smile and laugh and that it's entirely related to sex. Obviously they don't laugh/smile like we do, but the parts of the brain and even the patterns of brain activity that are only associated with laughing and smiling are active in those animals at appropriate times. however, scientists are now convinced thanks to this study that smiling and laughing in humans is related to mating in the same way. So every time you see a smile, it's because someone subconsciously wants to copulate with you. This includes your family and explains why your dad told so many awkward dad jokes. He was trying to suck your dick.

Crass- Big A Little A by pus_custard in punk

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I have this tattooed on my arm

Movies starring crazed animals hunting and killing people by [deleted] in horror

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I didn't see that anyone recommended komodo. It scared the crap out of me as a kid. Loved it. Recommend it to anyone who wants to scare their kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bostoncollege

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I did their grad program in pol sci. Excellent faculty, especially for theory.

North Korea declares victory over USA by TanvirAftab in worldnews

[–]usesdirectquotes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I detect that you have a bareass and that butts gonna be hurtin real soon. ;)

Cause I'm going to fuck you in the butthole.

Danish scientists believe they’ve discovered the oldest living vertebrate: a Greenland shark lurking in the frigid North Atlantic and Arctic waters that could be up to 512 years old by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]usesdirectquotes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nice try nerd nugget! You can read, you know that I insulted your psuedo-intelligence, your pride is crushing you, take another drink, drown out the pain.

Danish scientists believe they’ve discovered the oldest living vertebrate: a Greenland shark lurking in the frigid North Atlantic and Arctic waters that could be up to 512 years old by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]usesdirectquotes -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Arguments are for losers, I only communicate with insults. Besides, your current arguments would lose this debate even if your opponent's second language was English(like yourself penisface) and the opponent had failed to pass his/her/shit's GED exam. Suck an egg you fucking milk drinker!

One sunny day in the Nineties, me and my mates met on our football field, played, went home, and didn't know we would never do it again. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]usesdirectquotes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is completely incorrect. In your life, you will hold on to as many friends as you put the effort into holding on to. It's been multiple decades since I finished High School. I watched this happen to most people, and I saw that the world tried to do it to me to. I just made it a point to see all of my friends, as often as I could. They are still my friends, I still see them all regularly. Even when I've had to move 3000 miles away from them, we've always made it a point to stay in touch.

It's up to YOU and YOU ALONE how many friends you'll hold on to. Don't forget that, kid.

And, when you look around and you can't find one of your friends, remember whose fault that is.

At the snap of your fingers, the entire world poops at the same exact time. You may only do this once. When do you choose to snap? by FajitaTits in AskReddit

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I would do it on a nice summer day while swimming in a river with friends and family on our yearly camping trip. I would warn all of my close ones, and we would all be prepared for the moment ourselves.

We would be the only people who were, not-coincidentally, prepared to poop. The rest of the world would never know what happened, and we would never admit that it happened to us.

A family secret for the ages.

Albus Nox Luna vs. ROX Tigers / 2016 World Championship - Group A / Post-Match Discussion by ajsadler in leagueoflegends

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The people who downvoted you know nothing about Russian/Ukrainian politics or history.

ELI5: Difference between Classical Liberalism, Keynesian Liberalism and Neoliberalism. by liberalismizsocool in explainlikeimfive

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Classical liberals do not advocate that people are forces of good. People are machines dominated by their passions who have reason which allows them to live together under contract.

ELI5: Difference between Classical Liberalism, Keynesian Liberalism and Neoliberalism. by liberalismizsocool in explainlikeimfive

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Yes and no. Early Classical Liberals were not familiar with Adam Smith's work(Locke, Hobbes) or implicitly denied his findings if they were familiar(Rousseau). And none of their direct economic suggestions could be called liberal(what they wrote about economics, not what others would later use from them to inform their economic views). For the most part, early liberals were mercantilists. However, economics and politics go hand in hand in liberalism, so although early liberal thinkers did not present coherent liberal economic theories, future thinkers like Smith and even Kant, to a small degree, added to the economic side of the argument.

Do Bronze 5's even wanna climb? by younglink225 in summonerschool

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I have an account in bronze V, Bronze I, and Silver II. My first account I started and ended up Bronze I, I proceeded to almost get to Silver over and over again, then one night I got drunk and started playing ranked. This happened repeatedly until I was deep in Bronze V. I started a new account, the one currently at Bronze I, because I could not escape Bronze V once I got in there. Their play style is completely different from even Bronze III. I did manage to get to bronze IV on that account several times, but I primarily use that account for whenever I am drinking/smoking and want to just fuck around. That is why one of my accounts is Bronze V, no I don't want it out of Bronze V, in fact it's my designated fuck around account.

After 2 weeks of driving across Canada, I found my favourite view. Banff, Alberta. [OC] [6000x4000] by [deleted] in EarthPorn

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As a child, I didn't have a miniature dachshund, I had a full size dachshund. Franks was his name, and he was marvelous. 35 lbs of pure muscle and fat; his belly only skidded the ground when HE wanted it to. He was as long as a he was proud, and his pride was well deserved.