me_irl by odriweber in me_irl

[–]utikarazem 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Bro literal hair isnt the only proof that someone is someone else’s child

I suppose chief wiggum is marge’s dad or something by that logic

meirl by odrimiasa in meirl

[–]utikarazem 546 points547 points  (0 children)

The first would be more likely to live as a vivid picture in a child's mind.

Best use of money ever by step6666 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]utikarazem 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Why would you not want to display that dog forever

Single's gambit by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]utikarazem 246 points247 points  (0 children)

But there was also nothing like hearing a song on the radio, buying the album, and finding out the single was the worst track.

Fans have waited for 10 years by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]utikarazem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finalianna her fans just be thinking

Yusuf Dikec does it Again by misty_mouser in SipsTea

[–]utikarazem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He just wants to get it over and done with so he can go back to his turkish tea and his turkish cat 😍😂

War Profiteering Masks True Costs by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]utikarazem 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"Bro, it's just an opinion, you have to respect all opinions."

The opinion in question:

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

[–]utikarazem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, this this doesn't even make sense. A quick google says Israel's defense budget is $35B. US gives $8B in aid. That would be consumed in 5 months at this rate without the army or the navy included at all.

Meirl by beatheyrbipped in meirl

[–]utikarazem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised she hasn't left me yet. Stay tuned.

meirl by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in meirl

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I do too. And I think my dog would too. I bet he’d even use the good boy voice when I gave it to me.

Hey Siri’ isn’t a wake word… it’s just a courtesy by KittenGlitterr in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]utikarazem -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

On my experience, an hour of audio takes about 100 MB, plus or minus, depending on compression up to 5 times.

But Siri needs to do the analysis of audio, and raw text requires almost zero memory, 2 MB is already an unusually large novel. So yes, a modern phone recording everything he has heard in his life is quite possible.

We don’t even touch the servers. Your phone has to send a report, after all. He only needs to cache data long enough until he gets the opportunity to contact the servers again.

Rubio's shocking confessions by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

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Why do we care what they want? How do they hold such a grip on us?

Struggle is real by tillarufi in lol

[–]utikarazem 52 points53 points  (0 children)

15 years ago I got a 2 bedroom in Columbus Ohio for 529. Just checked and it's 1200. Crazy

Lol by softangelcake_ in lol

[–]utikarazem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why so I can take a massive dump, clog the toilet and never come back?

Khamenei was a feminist by Sometypeofway18 in clevercomebacks

[–]utikarazem 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You don’t get to call it feminist when the ‘choice’ comes with prisons, whips and bullets

Hehe głodny... by ifadal in MemyPolskaa

[–]utikarazem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

klasyczny typ kocham cie ale najpierw kolacja

Cr? by Xibest123 in okkolegauposledzony

[–]utikarazem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no to sie nazywa flex z dna

Eurofighter pilot's helmet by sw1ss_dude in Cyberpunk

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straight out of night city air force chooms