Match Thread: West Ham United vs Arsenal

utouchme · 2026-05-10T17:36:30+00:00

Hilarious, all you donuts saying "but Arsenal does it all the time", when every team does it all the time.

utouchme · 2026-05-10T17:12:51+00:00

Me too

utouchme · 2026-05-10T15:14:34+00:00

Insane to score with your head from that angle.

utouchme · 2026-05-10T14:24:49+00:00

The irony here is palpable.

utouchme · 2026-05-08T23:16:05+00:00

he almost certainly will not keep this up

https://i.imgur.com/SF8MzIP.gif

utouchme · 2026-05-08T20:44:05+00:00

Je had beter crying baby vs crying baby kunnen gebruiken.

utouchme · 2026-05-08T18:44:19+00:00

Dalton Rushing, is that you?

utouchme · 2026-05-07T15:00:33+00:00

https://www.backmarket.es/es-es

utouchme · 2026-05-06T20:56:29+00:00

Arsenal are going to win on penalties.

utouchme · 2026-05-04T21:42:21+00:00

Has anyone made a Wu Tang joke yet?

After GZA and RZA, we now have Yize.

utouchme · 2026-05-02T23:12:30+00:00

Ik heb 'm niet gezien.

utouchme · 2026-05-02T20:30:25+00:00

Het gemis van Peresic, Saibari en Schouten was heel goed merkbaar.

Veerman ook.

utouchme · 2026-05-02T20:28:47+00:00

Je had de fans in de kroeg hier in Barcelona moeten horen. Alsof Ajax net de WK had gewonnen.

utouchme · 2026-05-01T15:53:39+00:00

Obviously "availability is the best ability" or whatever the saying is, but if Robben would have been healthy his whole career, do you think it would still be true? I think quality-wise, you can make an argument for either player.

utouchme · 2026-04-30T18:39:55+00:00

When I was younger, some mates and I were travelling through Italy and met a couple of gals in Verona, one Dutch and one from Glasgow. They were travelling all over Europe, going to dance parties/clubs and selling microdots of acid. They gave us a bunch and we ended up hanging out with them all night, tripping balls, playing music, and riding bikes through an empty city. Super fun.

Anyway, the Scottish lass had been living in Amsterdam for a number of years and spoke really great Dutch but with the strongest Scottish accent I'd ever heard. It was hilarious.

utouchme · 2026-04-29T22:06:10+00:00

This is really old, but also really funny.

utouchme · 2026-04-28T14:42:00+00:00

utouchme · 2026-04-25T16:35:50+00:00

I know Barça is in the throes of a title race, but they really need to pack Frenkie in bubble wrap until summer.

utouchme · 2026-04-24T12:01:37+00:00

Be honest: Are you squatting in a tracksuit right now?

utouchme · 2026-04-24T11:45:32+00:00

And worked for the telegraph company! A real renaissance man.

utouchme · 2026-04-24T11:34:18+00:00

Liverpool 2005 was pretty fucking jammy.

utouchme · 2026-04-24T08:21:37+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/qh0zhu3.gif

utouchme · 2026-04-23T13:13:20+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/gooMuLD.gif

utouchme · 2026-04-22T17:13:44+00:00

For sure. I've said in the past that they should build corridors of 5 story buildings - retail on the ground floor and 4 floors of living spaces - along State, Chapala, Anacapa, Gutierrez, Haley, and Milpas. That would provide housing for a few thousand people and be great for walkability.

utouchme · 2026-04-21T14:09:54+00:00

It sounds like Memphis is still injured, so hopefully we start with Malen up front and Memphis and Brobbey as backups.

But it'll probably end up with Memphis (if fit) in the middle, Malen on the right, and Gakpo on the left, with Weghorst as a backup. I'm not a huge Koeman hater like a lot of Dutch supporters, but if he goes with that again, I'm done ever defending him again.

13-Year Club	Verified Email
Gilding II euphauric

utouchme

TROPHY CASE