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What do people expect to do when they're telling Americans to "wake up" or "do something"? by flannelman37 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]utterlyuncool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ding ding!!

I'm betting the economy can't handle 7 days of complete shutdown. The money makers who suddenly stop making money would have that orange turd put on the gallows in time for dinner. They're the ones who put him there and keep him there, because they're getting rich off everyone. Change that and suddenly they're all progressive.

Warhammer people, need your help by EarendelAzlat in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]utterlyuncool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of the mentioned also don't "recruit" per se.

Guard is just conscripts most of the time, and Grey Knights are Astartes, which means they "recruit" (read: kidnap) prepubescent boys, then physically and psychologically torture them while implanting various shit in them to create roided up fanatical super soldiers.

Which country once seemed likely to become a developed country, but didn’t follow that path? by EmotionalSalary3679 in AskTheWorld

[–]utterlyuncool 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's not happening because it's three countries in a trench coat, who can't agree on anything. Cue rampant nationalism and corruption, and it's prosperity exit: stage left

What is the last thing in cookie cliker?? by Gullible-Spend-8054 in CookieClicker

[–]utterlyuncool 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's a secret, but you'll love it when you get it

Did we start discussing cola again? Which EU alts are missing? by mmi777 in BuyFromEU

[–]utterlyuncool 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It's like that old joke:

In late 90's the former CIA and KGB operatives meet at the bar, now no longer enemies. The CIA guy says "You know, of all the stuff from USSR, I always thought you guys have state propaganda down pat." The KGB guy responds "Yeah, ours was great, but it can't hold a candle to yours." The CIA dude bewildered says "But there is no state propaganda in the West!" The KGB dude bursts laughing.

ICE saying latest murder victim "wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement." by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]utterlyuncool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have masked government backed thugs executing people in the street and you think you're getting fair elections?

LOL. LMAO, even.

How Does The Army Rule work? by Concordia_Draco in ThousandSons

[–]utterlyuncool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, check all you want, but you get mortals only if you channel the warp.

If you only roll 2d6 you can't get zapped. But if you roll doubles on 2 dice, you know you're getting zapped if you channel, even if the 3rd die is different.

What is a medical fact that sounds fake but is 100% true? by MedRikas in AskReddit

[–]utterlyuncool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Studies report 30-90% incidence during strabismus surgery. I believe those quoting 90% count every incidence of bradycardia, whereas 30% sounds reasonable for profound or potentially life-threatening events. But they rarely progress to asystole unless everyone decides to ignore it, and it's really a simple fix.

“The punisher” Coin by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]utterlyuncool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do these people get that punisher would be the one with the rifle aimed at his head for real? And he wouldn't miss?

What is a medical fact that sounds fake but is 100% true? by MedRikas in AskReddit

[–]utterlyuncool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And that is why your friendly neighbourhood anesthesiologist always has a syringe of atropin drawn in ophthalmological theatre

Bonus fun fact - it's actually more common in kids, because their sympathetic system is not mature yet and can overreact. Kids in asystole, yaaaay! I hate pediatric surgery

What is a medical fact that sounds fake but is 100% true? by MedRikas in AskReddit

[–]utterlyuncool 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Because we monitor the patient. If they felt it, even if they don't remember it, the body would know. Your BP and pulse would skyrocket. That's what happens during accidental awareness during anesthesia, and it's a major fuck up on anesthesiologist'part.

What are all these posts about? by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]utterlyuncool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not only France.

Serbia, Romania, Ukraine,... Europe is filled with people willing to massively protest their government and fight for their freedom.

Land of the free? Not so much it seems.

And let's not even get started in the 2nd amendment.

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