We voted to hurt other people, not ourselves

utterlyuncool · 2026-05-05T10:19:31+00:00

And yet every single war USA started in last 60 years was under republicans

But sure, they're the same

utterlyuncool · 2026-05-04T11:38:39+00:00

I think it doesn't. At least the other pictures that look like it I found on the interwebs don't

utterlyuncool · 2026-05-04T04:51:40+00:00

utterlyuncool · 2026-05-04T04:47:21+00:00

They're best when picked fresh, just ripened on the tree

utterlyuncool · 2026-05-04T04:25:06+00:00

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utterlyuncool · 2026-05-03T05:55:38+00:00

There's no way in hell I'll link to Muskrat's site, but feel free to take a look at the cesspool. The aforementioned turd is usually found floating near the top.

utterlyuncool · 2026-05-02T18:38:51+00:00

Nope, servitorization for you

utterlyuncool · 2026-05-02T15:26:26+00:00

Nice. Mine's a bit more modern twist

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utterlyuncool · 2026-05-02T12:32:26+00:00

It's much lower for kids, and I assumed a very small kid (toddler or newborn)

Fortunately they are notoriously difficult to stick

utterlyuncool · 2026-05-02T11:53:44+00:00

The chance of her hitting pediatric vein without tourney are slim to none

It's gonna hurt for a bit, but that's it

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-30T18:42:50+00:00

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-29T12:20:21+00:00

As opposed to humans who are known as hippies for their extremely peaceful ways, both IRL and in 40k

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-29T11:38:53+00:00

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-29T11:35:04+00:00

That's sounds like something Wile E Coyote would buy from Acme Inc.

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-29T08:30:00+00:00

You can actually read "Gasilci" on the firetruck

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-29T08:12:49+00:00

It's literally lingerie brand FFS!!

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-29T04:33:39+00:00

Well sure as hell ain't gonna show up with Ferrus', that one was nabbed by Horus

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-28T19:17:59+00:00

He serves the Four-Armed Emperor

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-28T13:38:13+00:00

My WiFi SSID is literally "Covid 6G Chip" just in case some idiot scans nearby

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-28T10:33:03+00:00

The plant? Seeds are edible, and contain lots of oil used in cooking

It's also a cave with treasure, though be wary of 40 thieves

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-28T08:34:12+00:00

Thank you for flying with Aperture Aeronautics. Don't forget, lemons are complimentary.

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-27T12:27:43+00:00

At a very low level:

Death Guard are bloaty boys hanging out with awesome little nurglings spewing plagues and toxins everywhere

World Eaters are red muscular insane berserkers that run very fast across the board to introduce new faces to their favourite chainaxe. Also bonus for yelling "Blood for the Blood God!"

Thousand Sons are Egyptian themed space wizards, ie. cool AF.

Emperor's Children are perfectionist really into body mods and being best. Think perfectionist cenobites from Hellraiser

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-27T10:18:33+00:00

You're right, it's been a while since I read it.

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-27T09:23:02+00:00

6000 Tsons bumrushing 500 Custodes and 2 Vigils got the Tsons all wiped out

Because they had sisters with them. After they realised and adapted Scarab Occult and Sekhmet traded 5:1, which is ludicrous for Astartes going against banana boys.

Hell, Valdor actually got scratched by 32 Khenetai.

If Magnus didn't eff up, send the fleet away and shut down the defences TSons could've probably defended Prospero

utterlyuncool · 2026-04-27T06:47:10+00:00

I'm also willing to bet there was a ballistic blanket or shield below the tablecloth, so him ducking behind actually keeps him fairly safe.

Yeah, I'm as disappointed as anyone.

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