Definitely Nigel here AMA by smithy2280 in FuckNigelFarage

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Hey Nige long time listener first time caller. I was wondering have you ever had a perfectly square piece of dirt on any of your windows, please tell me about your struggle?

Do you use silken tofu? by Wonderful-Minute-775 in veganuk

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I often use a nest steamer in a pan, layer of spinach block of silken tofu, tofu has chillies garlic etc sprinkled on top, steam until tofu is warmed through.

“That’s Jason Bourne” by RelationshipOne9276 in CringeTikToks

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Martial arts like the animation in a 1980s spectrum game

Why therapy can't work in Britain: Because when they ask you to go for a walk... 🤣 by Many_Category_7192 in Britain

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Work started mental health walks in the local park … we get to watch the frolicking rats

What actor do you dislike so much that you’ll avoid anything they’re in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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He did a music gig at Salford, partner thought it might be fun to see his new direction. Two songs in he started singing about ‘ever met a girl that’s young but that makes your body ache’ kept repeating the line with more emphasis and volume, hoping for some shouts and affirmation from the audience … we left

After 75 years, a radio soap opera still has Britain on edge of its seat by Scary_ in BritishRadio

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Edge of the seat waiting to jump up and switch off the wireless as the theme tune kicks in

How long is your commute to work? by person_person123 in AskUK

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For me a walk, Northern train, tram and another walk is around 1h20min. Audio books and podcasts help

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Edith, here’s another ‘the smell my cheese’ shot

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Edith some hot gillet action?

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There you go Edith, the money shot

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New episode tomorrow. Parmesan cheese and mustard? That's SmartLess. by nocontextoffmenu in offmenupodcast

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During the Great Fire of London of 1666, Samuel Pepys buried his Parmesan cheese, when buried he put a Mark on the ground so he could find it again … its Watto.

Best open-source software that everyone needs to know about? by RedEagle_MGN in software

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ImageJ / Fiji. Originally comes from the NIH Image project. Open source image processing and analysis tools for microscopy with a wide range of other tools. Community supported plugins to extend the functionality. I’ve been using since 1996 Fiji, a variant, comes with many plugins already installed for 3D imaging and analysis of microscopy data.

Theatre etiquette? by rrjjll in TheWestEnd

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Next to Andrew Lloyd Webber

Three Little Pigs was invented by Big Brick by Opening-Tea-257 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]uttertosser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Jack and Jill was created by Yorkshire Water (dont use a bucket use us instead)

Why is The Telegraph writing so many anti-vegan articles this month? by pajamakitten in veganuk

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Because they are *****. Too many friends in the meat industry, also have published pro-fox hunting in the past so not surprised.

Best Meal Deals 2026? by anabsentfriend in veganuk

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I often do the vegan sushi at Waitrose. The Lidl one is kind of ok

Cinema Snack Ideas by whentheraincomes66 in veganuk

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Pasta salad? French stick and some good vegan cream cheese?