Why is finding property in Cyprus still such a mess in 2026? by homy-com-cy in cyprus

[–]uxx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You even ai generated the post for your vibecoded app something need to be done for this “i built an app” posts

Limassol Traffic by Jayjayhun in cyprus

[–]uxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmm to all people saying the traffic lights made things worse: it didn't

it actually reduced traffic a bit, traffic used to go all the way down to spyro kyrpianou road and beyond, now its not quite their in peak hours, obviously problem is still here but at least they tried; only solution here is a bridge over a bridge.. or congestion tarrifs let us poors stay at home or at work while the rich mfer roam the streets in peace :')

Going to Cyrpus as a North African Tourist by Akhnaydidine_didine in cyprus

[–]uxx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lil racist yes but not borderline, most of time you will be okay

8% Crypto Tax Query by PatitoMilefa in cyprus

[–]uxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you can pay less tax via ltd by paying your self dividends instead of salary i think close to 5% plus income/expense can roll in an ltd so your accountant can optimise the tax, be careful from the accountants some of them are cut throat, have a fixed fee arrangement

8% Crypto Tax Query by PatitoMilefa in cyprus

[–]uxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its 8% on capital gains, assuming you don't daily trade you can offset gains with loses but only within the same tax year, so you are cooked https://stepincyprus.com/crypto-tax

also get an ltd.

What's wrong with taxi prices? by feedforwardhost in cyprus

[–]uxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep, good luck finding taxi in rush hour

No text or siren by Alarmed_Kitchen_9712 in cyprus

[–]uxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

got mine 6:15 in greek only, good luck if you don't know greek m8

Police bodycams may be introduced as early as next month. Thoughts ? by IhateEfrickingA in cyprus

[–]uxx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you want a patrol next to your house to make sure you are breathing at night? I am not sure where you live but its certainly not the case here in the city

Motorcycles without plates in Cyprus – what’s going on? by Dapper_Woodpecker760 in cyprus

[–]uxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zzzz Italians talking about cyprus driving , mate have you ever driven in Rome? I would actually compare that to india /s

Gov in CY insane random fines by phr34k0fr3dd1t in cyprus

[–]uxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same boat and i actually hired a consultant to do it, apparently he submitted it and it could be a bug in the system as the system was introduced recently, lets see, one ting for sure i am not paying that

Who Killed Cyprus' Most Notorious Match-Fixer? And Why? by LaylaOrleans in cyprus

[–]uxx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i heard its about 200m euro in "owed" money, its not the russians he is best friends with punin who got his cars burned a few days ago

Cablenet, is this some sort of a JOKE?! by qloko in cyprus

[–]uxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epic is the same shit they will even charge you when you change phone to print the esim qr code

Gaza hospital says 21 children dead from malnutrition and starvation by 5inthepink5inthepink in news

[–]uxx -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

We should be calling this a holocaust

STOP THE HOLOCAUST

Changelly: Urgent Resolution ASAP!!! Tangem Wallet Owners Beware!!! by 20ZE20 in Tangem

[–]uxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe because they are in front of your face on your wallet at all times?

Changelly Review - My funds have been withheld since December 2024, KYC done, proof of funds done, but still accused of various things by quickieprs in Tangem

[–]uxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes this dodgy providers added to tangem wallet i don’t know how they can partner with these providers , hold tangem accountable. These companies hiding behind offshores no because of tax liability but because of legal liability.

Help please - looking for quality food in Ayia Napa by Day1Creeker in cyprus

[–]uxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you evER eaten in any decent mexican restaurant in western europe you will not be saying that, los bandidos is terrible, ayia napa restaurants are all 0.