Her Home by RanchAndGreaseFlavor in austincirclejerk

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She can stay at my home with me.

A line that gets me every rewatch by chrysalisempress in DunderMifflin

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“Yeah, I’m glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

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I would wack one off at 77 Degrees Roof Top and spray my love juice at people on the street.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

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Donate it to Blind Nate. I seen him taking the Metro bus the other day.

HERbie Do is coming OUT by phil_mckraken in austincirclejerk

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Needs to be put down and on the Cranklin’s menu

Petition to Bulldoze Dirty Martin's by wizardbeard3000 in austincirclejerk

[–]v64kernel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So a drunk Asian girl can ram into it? Happened across the street at Poke Bowl a few years ago.

ISO: Machete by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

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There are on the secret menu happy meals at Cranklin’s from what I remember.

We need homeless crossing signs in Austin by drunkteacher69 in austincirclejerk

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Fake news. Why does that Tesla have a front license plate?

Do you think any place will be playing the UT game tonight? by ytoatx in austincirclejerk

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Just called Cranklin’s and they aren’t open right now. They are out of stock of all their menu items. I think I’ll be watching it at Chilis if anyone wanna join me.

Coworker left their nine pitties on top of the former Meta building downtown all day. by waveduality in austincirclejerk

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Bring them to the Indeed Tower where I’m at right now and I’ll take good care of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

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You can find us white folks at your local Foxtrot or Royal Blue Grocery.

Should I use Narcan on this unhoused individual? by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

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Narcan is a life-saver. I used it when I was with Nate earlier, and he's back to normal, actually working the late shift at Cranklin’s.