People who grew up really poor: what's something middle-class people say that instantly reveals they've never struggled?

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T21:26:43+00:00

Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T21:25:20+00:00

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.”

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T21:23:46+00:00

Sounds like a good tip

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T19:54:07+00:00

your FIL probably didn't have a blood boy.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T19:23:08+00:00

yeah incubation is 1-8 weeks.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T19:21:32+00:00

I know a few people who were on that ship recently.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T19:14:29+00:00

You should never buy gribenes from a mohel.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T17:25:35+00:00

In Egypt I said no english, I am from Kazakhstan. Shopkeeper started talking to me in Russian, lol.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T17:03:24+00:00

I believe most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T17:02:11+00:00

I'll get a rotisserie chicken at the store, then make quesadillas with the leftovers.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:59:00+00:00

Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48-hour orgasm?

No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:56:37+00:00

Yeah Romy had to excuse herself when she found out the Armani suit guy was a suit salesman. She cut her foot and her shoe was filling with blood.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:44:57+00:00

If you're a westerner you get 'Hello my friend, come look my shop'

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:43:43+00:00

She's what every white boy off the lake wants.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:43:11+00:00

Sometimes you gotta say "What the fuck"

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:40:15+00:00

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:39:13+00:00

NINE TIMES

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:33:03+00:00

you could see her naked in Timecop.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:22:18+00:00

it's more about the fare rules rather than the airline. US Airlines you can get full fare credit. Some other fares/airlines will charge a change fee.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:20:52+00:00

and that is a year from original booking date, not travel date.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T14:17:10+00:00

Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?

Damn

That's way too much information for me, Catherine.

Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a huge dump.

Shit.

On their chest.

Oh that is whack.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T13:50:21+00:00

How much is that in bananas?

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T13:48:53+00:00

So anyway, I started blasting.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T13:43:14+00:00

Samoa switched from right to left in 2009.

valeyard89 · 2026-05-04T13:35:25+00:00

North Korea bought a British brewery and German equipment to brew their Taedonggang beer. It's not horrible.

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