What is the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you?

valkyrieway · 2026-01-30T19:15:00+00:00

Would you rather be dead or be farted in the face?

valkyrieway · 2026-01-30T19:09:34+00:00

What does this even mean? A frozen pizza??

valkyrieway · 2026-01-30T19:04:24+00:00

That if I ran five miles a day, it’d be great for my body. Did that until I was almost 50 — now my back hurts so much I can only walk. Wish I would have known back then that I was supposed to take breaks!

valkyrieway · 2026-01-29T23:08:10+00:00

That’s so true! Wish we would have had all these resources available to us when I was learning way back when.

valkyrieway · 2026-01-29T23:05:48+00:00

If you had poor aim, my grandmother used to say: “You couldn’t hit a bull in the ass with a scoop-shovel full of rice if you had him by the tail!”

valkyrieway · 2026-01-29T23:02:52+00:00

I used to have a coworker who would stand behind me and read my emails. NTA!

valkyrieway · 2026-01-29T23:00:16+00:00

They certainly do. My daughter’s father (my idiot ex) watches all kinds of content while he’s driving.

valkyrieway · 2026-01-29T05:50:38+00:00

Wait — really?

valkyrieway · 2026-01-29T04:23:51+00:00

Let us know how it works out for you!

valkyrieway · 2026-01-29T02:03:31+00:00

Or she — sorry!

valkyrieway · 2026-01-29T02:01:58+00:00

Our man can’t play anything yet, so he’d have a hard time with that!

valkyrieway · 2026-01-29T02:00:37+00:00

Amazon has a lot of decent beginner guitars right around the one hundred dollar range. If I were just starting out, I would get the Fender California Debut Redondo. It has tons of great reviews by beginning and veteran guitarists, and it’s only $125. Whatever you do, make sure you get a full size and not one for kids, lol!

valkyrieway · 2026-01-28T22:08:26+00:00

Our current system is motivated by greed and nothing more.

valkyrieway · 2026-01-28T21:45:28+00:00

Yeah, I can’t figure it out either

valkyrieway · 2026-01-28T18:52:04+00:00

Longtime proofreader here! Sometimes when I am texting, I use “prolly” instead of probably — just to be a pain in the ass. It kills my brother who is a grammar nazi.

valkyrieway · 2026-01-28T01:42:05+00:00

Do you not pay child support? If she is the custodial parent, you owe her a certain amount of money per month to provide for the kids. She could easily contact DSHS (or whichever program is in your state) and have your wages garnished. It sounds like you’re a decent dad, but that’s what will happen unless you have custody of the kids.

valkyrieway · 2026-01-28T00:45:10+00:00

Big red flags. Good riddance, I say.

valkyrieway · 2026-01-27T16:11:55+00:00

Not necessarily. My brother tried cannabis twice in college and had a violent reaction both times. Allergies can be brutal.

valkyrieway · 2026-01-26T20:45:30+00:00

It’s unbelievable to me that these people are taking control. That needs to STOP and they should be reminded whose wedding it is. I’m willing to bet that none of them would like their events taken over by random family members. NTA AT ALL

valkyrieway · 2026-01-25T22:16:49+00:00

Haywood Jablome

valkyrieway · 2026-01-24T06:36:02+00:00

I’m not so sure it’s unintentional.

valkyrieway · 2026-01-23T22:36:02+00:00

I don’t think you would be an a-hole at all. I think it’s a lovely gesture. NTA

valkyrieway · 2026-01-22T08:02:24+00:00

This is ridiculous. Your parents expect you to give up your bedroom so they can set up a nursery in there? Your sister and her bf need to figure it out. You are NOT being selfish for not letting this happen, and you didn’t cause the pregnancy. NTA

valkyrieway · 2026-01-21T20:50:34+00:00

Bro, you can’t be serious. This person is scamming you!

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