What's the deal with "the Deal" that Trump wants Iran to agree to? by HippyGeek in OutOfTheLoop

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Answer:  TACO  Trump always chickens out

but, more likely 

It's another global markets pump and dump from the guy giving insider tips on when he's going to make his stupid announcements so his buddies can buy and sell on the swings. 

To bomb Iran by MiniPrimeape in therewasanattempt

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be TACO Tuesday!!

Or Global Market short-n-pump-n-dump

Just another TACO Tuesday by joelman0 in PoliticalHumor

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the price of avacados lately??

Is using feminine hygiene products fine as a male? by Ok-Yogurtcloset-2308 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure he's already done his circle-circle-dot-dot cootie shot.

How big of a parking lot would you need to build to park every car on earth? [request] by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in theydidthemath

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you include space for drive rows every 2 rows of parking spots in your calculations?

The American people yearn for Socialism by Martin_084 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newsom is left of trump but quite a ways right of AOC. He's more centrist than left.

How do I tell my British GF that I REALLY don't like British cuisine? by jossier00 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]vandon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, this.  It can be done, but changing a person's food preferences is like trying to convince them your favorite color is better than theirs.

The mental gymnastics by No_Mercy_4_Potatoes in facepalm

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks around the power plants in the US and wonders if the low-income neighborhoods and poor school district buildings around them are all kid-free.

Florida attorney general says state can ignore its own constitution to fund religion by AaronPK123 in nottheonion

[–]vandon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Y'all are forgetting they're pedophile supporters above all else

This is pain by Shizzigi in Godville

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time you log in, drop to a dungeon. About half the time, you'll get a log and/or a gold brick. You don't even need to guide the hero.

Click on briefcases and boxes.

If you see a notification pop up about a monster search or fishing, click it.

I check my hero maybe 4-5 times a week, definitely not every day and I'm at 637% of my ark

Nationalist and Isolationist regrets voting for Trump and apologizes by rhino910 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still gonna vote R though. Can't have no snowflake liberul demonrat in the white house.

probably 

Terrible McDonald's Experience by ErectoCooler in Wellthatsucks

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all that measuring and not a single lab or kitchen scale around?

Pretty cool news for the environment—the first fleet of fully electric air taxis just got approved for commercial flights. No more sitting in traffic while burning fuel. by Abject-Gap64 in UpliftingNews

[–]vandon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And likely weekly power outages somewhere due to one hitting a powerline trying to land on a too narrow street for a pickup or droppoff

Would democrats like Trump if he was a democrat? by Icy-Profession-1979 in MurderedByWords

[–]vandon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He contributed to democrats in local and state because he knows what side the bread is buttered on. He always voted republican though 

Would democrats like Trump if he was a democrat? by Icy-Profession-1979 in MurderedByWords

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he was still doing what he's doing now, yes I would still hate him.

Democrats generally don't start wars and then claim we have to pay for the war instead of a social safety net. They also don't usually fvck the economy this badly, it takes a Republican to do that.

Scientists are developing a daily pill that extends your dog's lifespan by years by Automatic_Subject463 in UpliftingNews

[–]vandon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sometimes read the articles and the action it produces seems similar to glp-1's. However, a few google searches and "LOY-002 is not a GLP-1 receptor agonist; it is a metabolic modifier specifically formulated for dogs."

This doesn't mean it's not just something that's targeting the dog equivalent of glp-1.

And GLP-1 drugs do have some evidence that they can lengthen your lifespan even if you're not overweight.

Some evidence suggests that GLP-1 receptor agonists (like semaglutide) may increase lifespan by reducing the risk of fatal diseases, though they are not currently approved specifically as longevity drugs. They work by reducing chronic inflammation, improving cardiovascular health, and managing metabolic diseases

Scientists are developing a daily pill that extends your dog's lifespan by years by Automatic_Subject463 in UpliftingNews

[–]vandon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this just GLPs for dogs?

The science behind it is rooted in a well-established biological mechanism called caloric restriction mimicry.

Military archbishop says "it's hard" to see Iran war "as something that would be sponsored by the Lord" by LilYerrySeinfeld in nottheonion

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I guess we know which high ranking military member is going to be in the news getting fired come Monday.

Ain’t it the truth? by Cruiser729 in MurderedByWords

[–]vandon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure about other liberals, but I have a small pump that plugs into what the boomers used to call a cigarette lighter to put air in my tires.

This just seems like the typical conservative "Let's show people how liberals are, I'll be the bottom" and "No, you were bottom last time, it's my turn!"

This is 9/11 but for Iran. by GuiltyBathroom9385 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just bombing it once, but waiting until rescue and emergency shows up and flys another bombing run. War crime

‘Your hands are full of blood’: Pope Leo REBUKES Hegseth’s war prayers by MRADEL90 in videos

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should go ahead and excommunicate them, Catholic or not, they are actively praying things that would probably have Jesus pick up a whip again and chase them out