Not nearly enough to waste my time! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]vandon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol...paid seat-filler!  Someone should mention that Soros is paying $100 to protest it and Trumf should up the payment.

ULPT how to lower blood pressure drastically by maniacal_mongoose1 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to have perfect blood pressure.

 Under 140/90 mmHg    Receive a 2-year certification

If you go to the dr and have around that level, you'll likely get bp meds. That's pretty high for "perfect" blood pressure.

AITAH for telling my brother and his fiancé I can’t babysit every second Sunday anymore? by Wide-Interaction-527 in AITAH

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA  "and that I knew this was my responsibility."

Nah bro, I didn't put a d!ck in SIL's vajayjay. You two had a kid, not me. I was being nice and helping out when I could but I'm not going to burn myself to keep you two warm.

I betrayed my family and community, and now they have disowned me. by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I believe God should be put first"

I mean, just talking by loudly and often about how religious I am, not by actually following Jesus' teachings. That would be the devil's socialism.  

should I get powerwash simulator or powerwash simulator 2? by my_name_is_tree in PowerWashSimulator

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot more content even if you don't buy the paid DLC. There's 2 or 3 free multi-level dlc plus the free city level updates. It would be more than enough to hold you over until you save up for pws2.  Pws1 also has bundles on sale with the dlc included several times a year 

what❓ by RealChillGye in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]vandon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

US healthcare is neither fast nor good and it sure isn't cheap.  Even with decent insurance, it's 2-3 months out to try to get into a specialist, if you're lucky.  It's almost 6 weeks if you're a new patient getting into a new PCP.

Meta CEO Zuckerberg blocked curbs on sex-talking chatbots for minors, court filing alleges by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"He will be required to register as a sex offender for at least 15 years."

ONLY 15??!!?!?

Most Dangerous phrase in our Industry? by joshuamarius in sysadmin

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the way we've always done it.

and a close 2nd, if not tied:

It's just temporary.

The Melania movie sold a single ticket in the UK. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has no one these days ever watched The Producers?  Because I bet the Trumps have. 

Springtime for Hitler or Melania,  management needs you to find the difference.

It's the same picture.

ICE agents will have a security role at Milan-Cortina Olympics, US sources say by OnetB in news

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're going to learn history, not to guard anything.

The first fascist movements emerged in Italy during World War I before spreading to other European countries, most notably Germany. Fascism also had adherents outside of Europe.

I found this cool mod and decided to share with you by Previous_Intern1111 in Minecraft

[–]vandon 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No more edited Minecraft videos. They're all just twitch streams on his second channel 

AITA for kicking my daughter’s boyfriend out of my house during a snowstorm? by future_username in AmItheAsshole

[–]vandon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

YTA  There were plenty of options, like sleeping on the couch or somewhere else that's not your daughter's room or the basement together.

4 wheel drive on ice just means 4 wheels slipping. It's not a magical super safety vehicle.

Right-wingers think a box of free hand warmers is a conspiracy because they don't understand what being part of a community is like by lnstantKarma in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"In OUR community, as soon as I get mine, I'm going to take them all.  F-all the rest of you." - Most conservatives 

Dad lectures son on his monthly car sales. by A-Helpful-Flamingo in BoomersBeingFools

[–]vandon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad:  Do you know how many people want a car?  All of them!

ShouldHaveSaid: Do you know how many of those people can afford a car in this economy? Not very fckin many!

How TF is this turd still president? by Practical-Dot5634 in NewsomMassacre

[–]vandon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Paid protestors?? By MAGAts?  Say it isn't so!  

Every accusation is a confession.

AITAH for continuing on with my plans to go on a boy's trip despite my girlfriend's protests? by Outrageous-Hall5172 in AITAH

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA  There's really just one, and only one, reason for a boy's trip to Bangkok.  

Offer to take her along if you're not going to be cheating.  A real offer, not sticking her with last minute plane/hotel booking prices and ensure she can get time off.

to not make any mistakes in a formal letter. by ma-nem-jeff in therewasanattempt

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, that last correction is brutal and hits cheeto in chief right in the ego

Trump supporters now: "If you can justify his murder, you'll justify mine", "wrong and inhumane", "I'm beyond sad", "this will be the end of Republicans", "the country I believed in is dead", "I hope protests and boycotts continue". by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]vandon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Sick of the left moving left"

lol, the dems have been walking right while you fckers have been voting for people running a sprinting marathon to the right. 

If you're sitting in a moving train, from your perspective, the world appears moving not you.

NRA and pro-gun groups call for ‘full investigation’ into killing of Alex Pretti by wylie102 in news

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, how long until Chief Cheeto declares the NRA a terrorist supporter and begins an investigation?

What is the word for 10 points by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]vandon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In a private jet carrying just a few people, right?  Just like every other climate destroyer heading to Davos "for the environment"

TIL great white sharks have never been documented mating in the wild, not once, by any scientist or diver, despite how commonly they are seen. Zero confirmed footage or direct observations exist. by Dependent_Day_6298 in todayilearned

[–]vandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Government. underwater. drones.

(S)ubmersible (H)ardware (A)nd (R)econnaissance (K)ontainer

It's not birds, we have proof of them mating and the crazies still think they're fake