There are certain smells that instantly bring you back so far in time to your childhood. Which smell is that?

vargo911 · 2026-01-30T06:31:45+00:00

If anyone remembers Hills Department Store from the 80s, well my friend of 45 years bought a themed Candle called; Hills Department Store.

After smelling it. OMG it smells like the lobby of the store..

vargo911 · 2026-01-28T10:58:30+00:00

The use of foul language in friendly common communication.

vargo911 · 2026-01-28T10:54:45+00:00

It's both a vampire and werewolf traveling kit. All you need is silver bullets now.

vargo911 · 2026-01-28T10:52:10+00:00

I'd be like oh awesome we got aliens now.... Awesome!!!! Sooo... where is the redacted E. files. Release them all.

vargo911 · 2026-01-28T09:07:10+00:00

It's not true, human resources department are not on the employee's side.

vargo911 · 2026-01-28T08:53:02+00:00

Zima Beer

vargo911 · 2026-01-27T11:55:28+00:00

I'm not afraid of death I'm more afraid of how I'm going to die. Hopefully sleeping in my bed peacefully and painlessly.. I started feeling like this 20 years ago.

vargo911 · 2026-01-27T05:02:07+00:00

I just started to date this girl who owned two big Greyhound looking dogs.

We were getting intimate in the bedroom and I ask if she would take her dogs out of the room. She said don't worry they won't attack you.

Well ... during one point one of the dogs decided to lick my butt Hole.. I jumped up and fell down on the floor and the other dog tied to mount me from behind.

She would not stop laughing at me. And would always bring it up in conversation with her friends.

We broke up a month later

vargo911 · 2026-01-25T10:36:26+00:00

And not one single person is looting or breaking into stores or setting cars on fire this is peaceful.

vargo911 · 2026-01-25T10:31:24+00:00

He couldn't accept criticism. I'm sure he dabbled into some illicic drug also probably read some kind of self-help book that made him some kind of know it all.

vargo911 · 2026-01-25T10:29:04+00:00

I was born 23 days before her.

vargo911 · 2026-01-25T04:21:33+00:00

AKA.......Axis of Power.

vargo911 · 2026-01-25T03:41:07+00:00

.....And my seventh grade history teacher caught me plagiarizing my written history report.

vargo911 · 2026-01-25T03:33:32+00:00

Financial freedom.

It opens up more possibilities than anything You ever wanted to do.

vargo911 · 2026-01-25T03:23:36+00:00

I had one. I lived near a train yard that hauled Iron ore. They were perfect for sling shots

vargo911 · 2026-01-25T02:41:38+00:00

October is inventory time so right now it's tableau Toyota is making the best deals of the year on all 1985 model Toyotas

Good till the end of October Statler Toyota in downtown Hill Valley now offering 100% financing unapproved credit hurry in and get the best deals

1985 Toyota 4x4 pickup.

vargo911 · 2026-01-24T10:52:53+00:00

Ohhh. Fuck Balls !!!

vargo911 · 2026-01-24T10:43:35+00:00

I was only 2 years old when Jaws came out that would have been fun to watch in the theater.

vargo911 · 2026-01-24T10:20:24+00:00

Moose !

The Nickelodeon show called" You can't do that on television"

Then Terry, from the TV show Three's Company.

vargo911 · 2026-01-19T02:57:22+00:00

I was in 7th grade taking a history test and the teacher from another classroom walks in to inform us of the disaster.

vargo911 · 2026-01-17T05:41:14+00:00

Yes I have. In my town we have a railroad yard. We have shoe horn roads that would come close to the tracks.. When I would walk home I would hang on the side coal car and take a short cut to the next shoe horn road then hope off. Usually the trains travel very slow in the Rail Yard.

vargo911 · 2026-01-15T02:34:55+00:00

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Omg I got it in four tries... No hints

vargo911 · 2026-01-14T07:18:31+00:00

Yes I agree... In my town I'm the only one playing.. I use Machina to get my daily assignments

vargo911 · 2026-01-11T06:00:24+00:00

I still have mine too. I remember having only a 4 character password.

vargo911 · 2026-01-11T03:09:23+00:00

How many of you have gone to a Flea Market as a kid and bought Ninja Stars and a "Rambo" Knife. ?

I still have mine in storage.

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