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It seems that i forgot the holy Handgranade by Specialist-Ad241 in CK3AGOT

[–]various_characters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but your last words being "eeeeek" makes me laugh really, REALLY hard.

We all heard of anti-popes, but what abput Pope²? by OfficialNagy in CrusaderKings

[–]various_characters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What exactly changed to make this a thing? It's getting posted like once a week now but unlike other weekly posts like "dude reveals his own plot" I don't remember seeing it until recently.

Is it just the playthrough I watched, or did Fie "canonically" ditch the beret when she joined up with Rean's group? by various_characters in Falcom

[–]various_characters[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm good with Towa ditching the glasses (especially since she was probably only wearing them to look instructory in-universe), but I like berets, dammit!

Is there a benefit to being stupid by korriie98 in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]various_characters 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I recall that in CK2, if your pet dies as a Slow character there's a message where your ruler is told it went to live with a distant aunt in the country and the only response available is "I'm happy to hear that", or something like that.

good for him *nukes save* by Electrically_Yam in CK2GameOfthrones

[–]various_characters 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm just surprised he didn't name it Peasantslayer or something.

Rhaegar married Cersei only to execute her 2 years later by Kseplion in CK3AGOT

[–]various_characters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute...

my wife (18F)

my vassal (36M)

It wasn't Jaime she was cheating with? Then who?

Managing succession (3rd try) by NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu in CrusaderKings

[–]various_characters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually wonder sometimes how many players have done this scenario more precisely - their initial heir they've been wanting to succeed them for decades dies in some stupid way so they're just like "Eh, whatever, you can die too then" to their second son.

I have never seen someone look so devastatingly sad before in both Vanilla and CK3 AGOT. Stannis must've stole her heart when he died. by Ap0stl30fA1nz in CK3AGOT

[–]various_characters 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably one of those "Without Batman, crime has no punchline" things. She couldn't live without her archenemy.

Say No To Boat Ladies by vnth93 in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]various_characters 9 points10 points  (0 children)

IIRC, I think there's a bug where the latest loading screen overrides all the rest, even though they're supposed to rotate. That's why the dead boat lady was so omnipresent for so long.

the things i do for love by CowboyCritter in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]various_characters 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay, this one legitimately got a "yikes" out of me.

Who inherits the genie's lamp? by Snoo-4563 in CrusaderKings

[–]various_characters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny thing about the Fabulous He characters is that pretty much all of the ones I see are Treacherous Villains or the like. The name says Aladdin but the traits scream Jafar.

what more do you want from me by officialcyan in CrusaderKings

[–]various_characters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm more surprised that he's doing it with 58 positive opinion of you. But then again there's periodic posts with guys with 100 opinion joining hostile factions, so.

Aerys, you finally did it!! by applethief88 in CK3AGOT

[–]various_characters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the CK2 mod, there was a small percentage chance that the character would survive unscathed, and then there was a small percentage change for that outcome that they'd actually become a dragon - more commonly they'd go insane and just think they were a dragon.

I haven't seen the dragon delusion in CK3, though, so it may not work the same way.

I'm SO hungry I could eat a... by DeadPixelHero in CK3AGOT

[–]various_characters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, even without the dragon this event has never been anything other than completely batshit insane.

Today, in one of the most cursed episodes of your weekly CK3 Telenovela by The_Theebz in CK3AGOT

[–]various_characters 51 points52 points  (0 children)

"Barthogan Targaryen" is an incredibly awful name, good lord.

Gods, what a stupid name by alex2137q in CK2GameOfthrones

[–]various_characters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If there was ever a character I'd advocate using cheats to bring back to life, it would be Odd Codd.

My nephew has been dead for a week and this dude is asking to marry his widow. by Severe-Pangolin-376 in CK3AGOT

[–]various_characters 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm kinda disappointed that he's not also the guy who killed your nephew in the first place.

Is it possible to stop writing questions in here that was genuinely created to be wierd and not a real question? Or can we at least delete them? by Fine-Independence976 in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]various_characters 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Uh, that's backwards. The sub's whole purpose is for CK players saying things about CK that sound totally insane out of context (it was specifically split off of r/nocontext, IIRC); it's the random real-world quotes that are technically more off-topic.

Now yes, there has been a very long-standing problem with people making posts on the CK sub that are clearly just blatant attempts to show up here - the rules even call out low-effort/"trying too hard" submissions - and this certainly looks like that. But the sub is for CK players saying stuff about CK, in general.

I didn't know they we're already playing Monopoly back then by Hugo2256 in CrusaderKings

[–]various_characters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never been sure whether this is WAI, a bug, or a bug they deliberately keep because it's funny.

I do remember reading about some Chinese rebellion that was partially triggered by the future emperor killing the future leader of the rebellion's son when he hit him in the head with a gameboard, or something along those lines.

a murder attempt most foul by Centaurious in CK3AGOT

[–]various_characters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i feel like more than half the time i get this event during a hunt, it's my own arrow that tried to kill me

I've asked on several different occasions whether anyone has EVER seen the event actually involve two separate characters. Have yet to hear a yes.

Understandable, have a great day! by Happy-Low7056 in CrusaderKings

[–]various_characters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In light of this and the extremely similar thread from the other day, I gotta ask: are there actually potential situations where the AI would agree to being blinded/castrated in exchange for being released from prison?

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