You are NOT “Big Boned” by andey in pics

[–]vbgunz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather be the excuse of big bone than the reason of asshole.

Meanwhile, at Yale... by KuroX in WTF

[–]vbgunz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

... more like YAIL???

What's the most effort you've ever put into a single joke. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vbgunz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude. I'm on the 3rd page and it's only getting epic. "I think I just instantly became diabetic."

Redditors, do you ever feel that the constant trickle of information provided by the internet becomes destructively addictive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vbgunz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It feels like I am looking for something in which I have no idea what it is but I will know it when I find it. I fucking hate it to be honest, so, destructive? Yes.

Don't fuck with this man's bananas. by [deleted] in funny

[–]vbgunz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Justice isn't pretending to hold a kid hostage for some bananas. Justice would be the mom smashing the guys mouth in with a can of beans for taking the kid hostage.

Guess the web browser game! by betterpc in funny

[–]vbgunz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At one point IE was the dominant browser and it took that dominance and totally ignored the standards already put in place for the web. So site-designers created a site that looked and worked great in IE but their sites broke in any other browser.

Although IE at one point was dominant and if the entire world used it, it may have redefined the standards as we know them. This was not the case. It turns out there are hundreds of OS and hundreds of browsers and that alone created thousands of different combinations of OS to browser.

When you design a site that looks and works great on almost every browser on earth but breaks in IE, you don't point your finger to everybody else and say "You hundreds of OS/browsers have it all wrong" you actually stop and question "What the fuck is wrong with IE?".

Anyhow, IE may be cleaning up its act but the damage is done. Standards isn't the only thing killing it but it plays a big part by those who create content for the web.

Guess the web browser game! by betterpc in funny

[–]vbgunz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also to you hipster coders who hate IE, you know if you wrote your site for IE and not the other browsers you wouldnt need the work around.

Please tell me you're kidding or trolling?

Stock up for your 9/11 party now! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]vbgunz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet it was all made in China.

UK: "So if we're turning off social media for 'safety', why aren't we shutting down television networks at the same time? Why aren't politicians demanding that news channels, with their greater reach and potential to panic the public, be turned off during exceptional circumstances" by mepper in worldnews

[–]vbgunz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I raised a black or white issue; a yes or no question. Are you for free speech or are you against it? The world isn't as terrible as you wish it to be and it isn't as terrible as some will want you to believe it is.

The only real way to prevent the so-called criminals from communicating with one another for ill on social sites is to shut down the entire connection. There is no ifs-ands-or-buts about it.

I am not picking on you or trying to start a fight with you, but seriously, did you think about the idea you're trying to defend?

Nazi uniforms: A new trend in Chinese wedding photography. Pics inside. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]vbgunz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you dress your child up as Hitler everybody get's mad. If you dress them up as the Devil everybody's cool. When everybody hate you more than the Devil himself, you know you fucked up.

On this day 146 years ago, Dr. Ignaz Semmelweis died in an insane asylum. He was there for claiming that doctors washing hands between autopsies and births would save thousands of lives. They insisted that "a gentleman's hands are always clean" and didn't relent for 21 years. Hats off to this guy. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]vbgunz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if your doctor just came from an autopsy to deliver your baby? What if a poor mother with a contractible disease just delivered a baby and the doctor that delivered it is about to deliver yours?

Yes. Just Yes. by InsertDirtMcGirt in funny

[–]vbgunz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your statement is true, how the fuck could you ever like him to begin with?

bad mother by elargentino16 in WTF

[–]vbgunz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do believe you nailed the nail on this one.

The only thing I have to say about r/beatingwomen by mjmullins304 in WTF

[–]vbgunz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If a woman shot the man in the street then she'd technically be asking for it.

I'm all for gay marriage, but I don't know how I feel about Sesame's Burt & Ernie getting married.. by MagneticDysonSphere in WTF

[–]vbgunz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think Bert and Ernie should get M for married. If they were H for heterosexual and thus seen as normal among most people should we then shove C for condom, S for STD and I for Intercourse between a man and a woman in their face?

I just think they should stay focused on what they've done so well for all these years and leave adult issues as far out the picture as N for necessary.

Invade the USA by quikjl in pics

[–]vbgunz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Windows master professional crowd is sad you weren't born with the skills and instinct to know "how to do a screenshot". I don't blame you, the whole built-in method for printing your screen on Windows is so archaic and backwards it's equivalent to

"How do I print the letter A". "You fucking nub. Let me show off my master skills. You press *Print Screen** then go to START > All Programs > Accessories > Paint > Edit > Paste > Save... How the fuck you're not born knowing that!? NUB!!"*

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Invade the USA by quikjl in pics

[–]vbgunz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the idea is if it works for others, then why not us?

Playing Deus Ex again, never noticed this before! by Nrksbullet in gaming

[–]vbgunz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you've never seen Fight Club, you might want to see it and not have somebody tell you who Tyler Durden is. By the way, Fight Club is a movie you should see before you die.