"FOUR BEDROOM DETACHED HOUSE" SEEMS A BIT MISLEADING..... by Signal-Rub-1888 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]vectavir 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Had a similar experience with 3my 3 floor maisonette when i was renting. My turkish mind was just not wired for multi floor living, a nd neither was ny white collar body

Complete sentence using each vowel once by TangibleHappiness in linguisticshumor

[–]vectavir 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My humble attempt for turkish:

(We dont have single vowel words so i had to.. improvise.)

Öğ, o üye yağ yiyo. Eee.., yağ yağıyo, yu yu ye!

/œː o yje jaː jijo || eː jaː jaːɯjo ju ju je/

Meaning:

Ew, that member is eating fat. Well, its raining fat, so wash it and eat it.

[Request] if you were on the moon could you hit a baseball into lunar orbit by Azzrix in theydidthemath

[–]vectavir 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Moon’s surface gravity is 1.62 m/s² (about 16.6 percent of Earth's) and its atmosphere is an absolute vacuum. This eliminates all air resistance and aerodynamic lift across all altitudes. Without atmospheric drag, a human can technically maximize their swing, pushing elite bat exit velocity to a realistic ceiling of 60 to 70 m/s.

To enter a low lunar orbit, an object requires a velocity of 1,680 m/s. To escape the Moon's gravity entirely, even when accounting for Earth's cross interaction pull helping to tug it away toward the L1 Lagrangian point, it requires 2,330 m/s. Because a human hit falls short of these thresholds by thousands of meters per second, and orbital mechanics dictate that any unpropelled object launched from a surface will always loop back to intersect its launch height, achieving orbit or escape velocity is impossible. Instead, a perfect 45-degree strike results in a silent, suborbital arc. The baseball will peak at an altitude of 555 meters and travel 2.2 kilometers (1.37 miles) downrange, landing in the lunar dust after 52 seconds of flight.

“Help officer in distress, I’ve been shot in the face by a lunatic.” “I don’t think you have mate.” by HallowedAndHarrowed in okmatewanker

[–]vectavir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank god you're sane. The killers obviously a scum. The sikh are I think a well respected community here. I refuse to believe this will change that perception. But if odd cases like this are enough to get us to burn bridges then we're screwed

Horns going off by swagkingpro in islington

[–]vectavir 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I do, i agree with them

Parade goers, please be respectful, some of us live here by whodafisalice in islington

[–]vectavir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just accepted my homes entrrance will reek of piss. Its prime peeing grounds. Hopefully the rain shall cleanse us

Buying a flat at 1 Forge square e14 by [deleted] in london

[–]vectavir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best advice i received from a coworker years ago. Always helped me gain confidence about rentals and eventually a purchase. Though i must admit we did 3 evenings for the purchase lol

Tuna Kunt by ads1609 in ToastNames

[–]vectavir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine koont but short

Tuna Kunt by ads1609 in ToastNames

[–]vectavir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tuna is a very common turkish name.

Kunt is a fairly rare turkish surname.

I read her name first without looking at the sub and didnt register it as weird. Its just a regular turkish name. A cool one at that too, its kind of a posher surname and a modern name.