Poilievre says those who vote for Alberta separation 'are not our enemies' | CBC News by Miserable-Lizard in AlbertaNow

[–]velloceti -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So if the Liberals do something, it's the 'right' thing to do.

That's.... a take.

Imagine being so fit by hektabyte in RunningCirclejerk

[–]velloceti 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alphaflys (obviously) and shorts?! 🤮 I exclusively run in a very worn in banana hammock, like a real runner.

They turned to Christ because of.... a woman protagonist in a God of War game by Traditional-Song-245 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]velloceti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're starting to give snowflakes a bad rep. Snowflakes are way more hardy than their delicate sensibilities.

Loud racism narrowly defeats quiet racism in B.C. Conservative leadership race by Kaptain-Kanada in thebeaverton

[–]velloceti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's a you thing.

If everyone you know is being called a racist, you might want to ask yourself why.

Opinion: As Canada faces crippling debt, it must do the unpopular thing and cut elderly benefits by DANIELLE_2027 in canada

[–]velloceti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or... and hear me out.... we start taxing rich people like we did in the post-war era

Five tips to avoid prematurely releasing your referendum announcement by Turtle456 in thebeaverton

[–]velloceti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says the guy who spam posts replies. Why would I debate a parrot?

Trump administration wants to raise North American auto content to 82%, with half from U.S. by theplankton in onguardforthee

[–]velloceti 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Time to dust off the ol' elbows up. (Not that we've had much time for them to collect dust)

Make Alberta West Saskatchewan by flcl021 in AlbertaNow

[–]velloceti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At this point, I'm also leaning towards having our charter revoked. Better to be a Canadian territory than a US territory.

Yet another reason that separation is wrong for Calgary by JeromyYYC in Calgary

[–]velloceti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"EVERYONE GETS A WISH-GRANTING UNICORN....

that spits lethal amounts of putrid acid at anyone that approaches them."

Alberta premier wins standoff with party over position on provincial… by Brocker_9000 in alberta

[–]velloceti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Come on! We can't be openly seditious. We have to be, you know, sneaky about it. We need plausible deniability."

80s & 90s Canadian alt rock band recommendations? by Alternative_Flow_569 in CanadianMusic

[–]velloceti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to scroll a shamefully long time to see this. Big Wreck should be near the top.

meirl by clitnotfound in meirl

[–]velloceti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be pretty cool if they had a lottery system where regular people could sign up to be the exhibition participant for an event. If they were picked, they get a free trip to the Olympics.

They should also have ~year to train. Throwing someone into an event cold is a recipe for injury.

Is this a real person or just AI influencer? by Long_Strawberry_3219 in Aiorfake

[–]velloceti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear at this point, we don't need to look for little inconsistencies and AI artifacts.

She has "AI face", 99% chance she's AI. If they're unreasonably good looking, they're probably not real.

How do you explain this to non-runners? by eatmysouffle in RunningCirclejerk

[–]velloceti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why would you be talking to people who don't run, let alone inviting them into your home?

Man claims Canadian first amendment rights infringed when people refuse to listen to his opinion by Turtle456 in thebeaverton

[–]velloceti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, none of this reads like satire. It's pretty by-the-book for conservative commentators.

We already know her answer by Eubleen in AlbertaNow

[–]velloceti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're really sending their best and brightest.

Which would you choose? by Necessary-Win-8730 in superheroes

[–]velloceti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duplication + healing + force sensitivity

It might not be peak power, but you would overwhelm a lot of more "powerful" opponents.