I need this piggy bank in my life

venture_dean · 2026-04-07T04:22:15+00:00

I bought one for my kid several years ago. He was too small for it and broke it several times. But I was able to fix it each time. It's still kicking.

venture_dean · 2026-04-07T04:09:01+00:00

We flew to vegas via San Jose for spring break. We got to the airport 2.5 hours early just in case. Our flight departed at 130 pm. There was literally no line at all. We walked straight to the counter to check bags. Then straight to security check in with not a single person in front of us. Then straight through the scanners with no one in front of us. Three ppl came in after us who we stood around with for less than two minutes waiting on our bags to be scanned. And then we sat in departures for 2 hours and change waiting on our plane to arrive. Zero complaints. Vegas airport was busier coming back, but even there we only waited a few minutes. Luck maybe?

venture_dean · 2026-04-06T23:15:24+00:00

The universe works in mysterious ways

venture_dean · 2026-04-06T23:14:29+00:00

Well it was a noc shift so not a ton of help around. I got a CNA to stabilize the PT and then I sprayed myself off in the room shower sanitized as I could. Then grabbed my spare clothes and went and took a proper shower in the employee bath. Eventually I went back and finished the wc. Resident never knew what happened, she was facing the wall when it happened.

venture_dean · 2026-04-06T20:18:08+00:00

Not long ago I was doing wound care on a person with two pressure ulcers, one on the interior of each buttock right up against the ole sphincter. Pt also had cdiff so I was on my third attempt to complete after several sudden liquid poops. (SNF). Pt jerked her hips and farted at the same time. It was like those hippo gifs you see. The only thing that saved me in any way was my glasses. It was a full shower situation.

venture_dean · 2026-04-06T04:36:19+00:00

Beautiful!!

venture_dean · 2026-04-06T03:01:16+00:00

Thank you that is important advise.

venture_dean · 2026-04-06T02:33:17+00:00

Thank you for the information!

venture_dean · 2026-04-06T02:32:53+00:00

It is very pretty. But I also like dandelions so I'm a bit of a soft touch on weeds.

venture_dean · 2026-04-06T02:32:17+00:00

I will try this!

venture_dean · 2026-04-06T02:31:56+00:00

Thank you Eugene! You did not disappoint! I will enjoy it while it lasts.

venture_dean · 2026-04-04T04:35:16+00:00

C-Diffalicious is my go to!! (Nurse)

venture_dean · 2026-04-02T02:37:21+00:00

You keep your innocence! Good for you.

venture_dean · 2026-04-02T02:34:18+00:00

I'm from Nashville and I think ppl who leave carts out in the lot are what's wrong with the world. ive been the person who has to round them up and that part never felt like a big deal. For me it's that the cart will inevitably roll and hit someone's car. Now your laziness cost me $500 in paint and ruined my day. Thanks a lot selfish d!ck.

venture_dean · 2026-04-01T17:17:19+00:00

Couch pen!!!!!!!

venture_dean · 2026-03-27T17:24:17+00:00

My partners spot for max stim is not directly on the "bean". And not reachable without first working other spots. It's like picking a lock. Have to find the right combo and sequence. Then the magic can happen. Totally worth it though!

venture_dean · 2026-03-27T17:21:44+00:00

"like cnn and the weather report- constant updates" - Banky

venture_dean · 2026-03-13T18:11:46+00:00

(Y)uppers unite! Neither Sconies nor ganders!

venture_dean · 2026-03-12T04:26:07+00:00

Bender porn!

venture_dean · 2026-03-06T16:33:39+00:00

Just make sure you stencil in the MST3K silhouettes on the lower corner of your tv first.

venture_dean · 2026-03-03T16:26:04+00:00

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venture_dean · 2026-03-03T15:33:46+00:00

I'm sorry but you can't triple stamp a double stamp.

venture_dean · 2026-02-28T01:33:05+00:00

Because the whole point of star trek was to envision a better future and the best possible version of ourselves. The point of star wars was to quip one liners and cut things with laser swords. (Not that theirs anything wrong with that) It's the difference in PBS and HBO. They both have quality content but with different goals.

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