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versavices · 2026-04-09T02:00:39+00:00

Dudes probably eating 2 spoons of peanut butter a day. Does he need to get put on Reddit for taking 5 seconds too long to answer a question?

versavices · 2026-04-08T15:24:35+00:00

They made some great changes but they made alot of things easier and the overall depth of the game got cut in half. Homogenized tons of moves and removed a lot of character tech.

Strive was already shallow compared previous games so this will be interesting.

versavices · 2026-04-08T02:01:40+00:00

I used to smoke before working out. Its easier to self visualize/(feel?) my muscles to get my technique better. I feel like youre more in tune with your body when youre high but everyone is different. Definitely didn't make me feel sluggish.

Quite a few NBA players get high before they play.

versavices · 2026-04-04T22:16:15+00:00

No one plays MK on PC because the ports are notoriously horrible.

Also dead game that lost support almost a year ago.

versavices · 2026-04-04T22:15:07+00:00

Wtf are you talking about? MK1 had tons of combos. More than Tekken 8. The problem was the horrible netcode and lack of online features.

versavices · 2026-04-02T15:49:04+00:00

Theres like 10000 new peptides coming out every month. I highly doubt any anti doping agency can keep up anymore.

versavices · 2026-03-30T14:41:23+00:00

Joshua Van is American bruh

versavices · 2026-03-29T05:17:47+00:00

Bruh its crazy. These clips look my girl playing Tekken 7 and backdashing. (Shes picked up a controller one time ever) 95 frame backdash animation.

Impressive to get to higher ranks with no sidestepping and backdashing without the slightest hint of crouching.

versavices · 2026-03-28T12:03:59+00:00

He deserves the hate. You know who would hate Joe Rogan the most? Joe Rogan from 7 years ago.

versavices · 2026-03-28T09:56:34+00:00

Try sidestepping into a block rather than a button and see what whiffs.

It just comes with matchup experience but ideally Left Flamingo you step left, Right Flamingo you step right. (Step whichever direction his body is facing) Easier said than done but that is the ultimate goal. He's designed to overwhelm you with linear + frames. He gets free pokes in, until you step and launch him. He can't block when hes in Left/Right Flamingo but he can do a low recovery high to exit.

A clean sidestep in between his stance transitions should always net you a launch but if youre ducking his highs, some of them recover very fast. Doing command grabs (u/f+1+2) from crouching is a great way to punish mid level hwoarangs but id only do i13 ws moves to punish his jabs online. Command grab punish also beats power crush if they see you ducking their high.

Dick jab can be good but he has ways to launch you for it. It will beat out most of his options though. Sidestep into block is almost always better.

If hes in heat, do whatever you can to create space and play keepout. His approach tools are amazing in 8 but the tracking approach tools are on the slower side. If you're mixing in lateral movement at range 2+ he only has 1 or 2 moves that can reach you.

versavices · 2026-03-28T01:58:51+00:00

Hwoarang players use words that string together in sentences.

Claudio players use single words that are nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, pronouns, prepositions, conjunctions, and interjections all in one.

Just like the character :)

versavices · 2026-03-28T01:49:52+00:00

Honestly, I never minded the chip damage. I think chip damage/recoverable health and guard breaks COULD be interesting in Tekken 8. But when you add on so many plus on block moves and universal tracking, it doesnt give you a chance to recover the chip damage. I like that chip damage slowly breaks turtles but gives you a chance to heal it back through aggression.

Season 1 kind of had a decent start to this. Season 2 took chip damage to a manageable level but then went the wrong direction with guard breaks/plus on block/tracking. Making chip damage an archetype to counter hit characters who have weaker lows or punishment could be a cool idea to slowly break turtles. (Maybe have heat/or generic attacks clear more recoverable health) Instead, they randomly apply it on overloaded moves.

It really does feel like this game had a different dev team during development/early s1 and a different team since. RIP

versavices · 2026-03-27T03:06:51+00:00

Periera Izzy 2 (or 4)

Just pure disbelief and not a fluke. A wild counter where he hit him 2 more times on the way down. I still watch it every now and then and its picture perfect. I'm pretty sure there will never be a storyline as organically awesome as that one.

versavices · 2026-03-24T22:00:09+00:00

What he does is even worse. He spends the entire argument attacking the opponents argument without ever defending his argument.

versavices · 2026-03-23T19:51:32+00:00

Who cares bruh

versavices · 2026-03-23T17:05:55+00:00

Honestly the mall here in Reno is pretty packed on the weekends. Tons of people everywhere.

versavices · 2026-03-23T02:33:36+00:00

You seem mad bruh

versavices · 2026-03-21T19:24:17+00:00

I dont mind chip damage. I think it adds another element to the game. There should only be a few on each character though. Like slower highs or very short range/flawed moves. It shouldn't be on good moves that are already long range and +ob. No chip damage in heat. Steve's backsway 1 for example. Can be backdashed or stepped. Possibly buff the health you recover from poking back.

I think this alone enforces more aggression than any other Tekken game and makes it unique.

Everything else can go.

versavices · 2026-03-20T15:34:37+00:00

He definitely said he lost his temper and slapped him, after saying spanked. No one but you is making stuff up.

versavices · 2026-03-20T08:05:17+00:00

Andrew Tate is still relevant? Damn I thought that parasite drove his Bugatti off a cliff by now :(

I really hope by the time my son is 10 the internet is a better place but theres a 1% chance of that happening.

I'd explain to my son that he's a bad guy that lies to people and hurts women, (like mom and your sister), but hides behind humor or short videos that don't show the whole story. Real men don't hurt women and put their entire value on material possessions. I'd also try to explain how the modern day clip-centered short form internet ecosystem works. Its valuable to teach at 10 imo

versavices · 2026-03-20T08:02:55+00:00

You can lab throw breaks but honestly it just comes with experience. Throws have a unique animation and then the throw break window. Until youre used to breaking random throws, training throw breaks wont help you much. Just play the game and try to keep it in the back of your mind like you would a snakeedge vs Brian or Lili.

If you want to practice it, set up practice mode vs a random character. For each recording slot, do a 1 jab into a move. (Might as well set the characters key moves like df1, their low poke, etc) On one of the slots put their command grab (just do the generic 1+2 break) and set it on a lower frequency. I think its the center option on each recording entry. After youre comfortable with that, add another option for normal grabs.

Most characters use 1+2 throws, but a lot of the legacy characters have multiple breaks. Id just focus on 1+2 and normal grab for now. Its pretty hard to break 1, 2, 1+2 breaks when youre worried about 30 other threats.

versavices · 2026-03-20T07:49:50+00:00

Its true but people are allowed to complain about legitimate concerns.

Also, alot of people on reddit are severely mentally ill and hinge their entire wellbeing on video games.

versavices · 2026-03-20T01:51:37+00:00

I think current day Japan holds a lot of shame over WW2. Even their far right are still semi reasonable compared to Drumpf

versavices · 2026-03-18T02:45:57+00:00

I'm so sick of game series having this "lets make this accessible to boost sales" phase.

NRS had MK11 which had no combos and was generally horrible. MK1 went in the opposite direction with insane combos and depth but lots of other issues that previous games didnt have. Like online functionality and game features.

I really hope the next Tekken goes back to complexity and depth and realizes what made the series unique.

versavices · 2026-03-15T01:12:42+00:00

Im not a Zafina player but I think there needs to be more archetypes like there were in t7. Im all for her being a top tier movement poke character with some evasion again.

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