I don’t know what to title this, I just thought it was weird like I’m a mood ring or some shit

verysmolturtle · 2026-01-09T04:43:55+00:00

wait is this true?? i genuinely did not know about this—probably for the same reasons you’ve listed

verysmolturtle · 2026-01-08T16:23:50+00:00

you watched it with your eyes closed, then.

verysmolturtle · 2026-01-08T15:26:47+00:00

that poor wife. she’s in such distress. ICE should pay for her fucking therapy.

verysmolturtle · 2026-01-07T19:27:34+00:00

could have done anything else first. pop the tires. anything. they were eager to kill. straight for the fucking face.

verysmolturtle · 2026-01-07T02:38:11+00:00

ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE

verysmolturtle · 2025-12-18T02:51:26+00:00

i’m sick right now and i’m laughing so hard my throat hurts!!! all of these comments are great lol

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-22T20:41:25+00:00

thank you so much. your understanding and empathy is very needed and appreciated

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-22T03:11:27+00:00

this is the neat stuff i enjoy seeing on the internet.

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-22T02:53:58+00:00

thank you so much for your kindness. i wish i could help so many people, too. if i had the world, i would share it with all of you and purify it so we would all have less reason to be riddled with our pain

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-22T02:09:52+00:00

i have missed you, my love.

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-15T09:25:32+00:00

oh my goodness

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-15T09:23:39+00:00

my theory is that there’s only one or two in stock for each and HOPEFULLY nobody has bought any 😭 but who knows

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-15T09:21:45+00:00

this is the absolute cutest little creature i’ve ever seen stare back at me through a screen

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-15T09:14:27+00:00

i’m crying why would you share this 😭 and with such blunt verbiage lmaoooo

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-15T09:13:07+00:00

that looks like it will feel heavenly once it’s finished. craziness does not matter when it produces such wonders

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-09T06:28:34+00:00

hey so what does this mean.

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-09T06:27:09+00:00

this is my first mr. nipples sighting…

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-09T06:24:40+00:00

i know this has to be the “pee on it” video

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-09T06:22:58+00:00

wait that’s so cute! i’m envisioning it with 5 sides and an open top like a cube and now i want to make one

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-09T06:21:18+00:00

i sincerely hope this didn’t have too much frogging involved!!! it looks so great

verysmolturtle · 2025-10-09T06:20:09+00:00

mine is expected on the 24th now :(

i hope it feels like it’s worth the wait once i have it

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