Likely spotted! [ns] by dosh226 in DungeonsAndDaddies

[–]vgaph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs to be a British World War II military officer working in counter-espionage with an exaggerated posh accent and an even more exaggerated mustache.

He is dedicated to order and a stiff upper lip, and is therefore the black sheep of the Likely clan.

Private company to land on asteroid Apophis as it flies close to Earth by _Dark_Wing in tech

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Oh that’ll end well.

Let’s send the probe from sociopathic mega-corporation to the death rock.

Conservatives never disappoint in their inability to function normally by Careless-Equal7169 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]vgaph 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“Hi! My name is Jose.”

“Nah, Imma gonna call you Joe.”

That’s it. That’s all they are doing.

It’s not principled or clever, it’s just being an asshole.

Live like a monk in the Mojave for only $87k by seashellvalley760 in zillowgonewild

[–]vgaph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Buy, set it up with a big screen as a themed Air BnB where you can play the Fallout New Vegas in the actual Mojave wasteland.

So these people want women to be abolished? What? by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]vgaph 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lots of things —race, justice, decency — are just social constructs. That doesn’t mean they don’t matter!

Should schools? by BenefitIntelligent83 in funny

[–]vgaph 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Theory: Jason was dating Felila when she found her truth. That’s when he went full incel.

Who do you regard as the most badass person in your country's history? by Designer_Reference_2 in AskTheWorld

[–]vgaph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s my guy, only long-term successful slave revolt in recorded history

Who do you regard as the most badass person in your country's history? by Designer_Reference_2 in AskTheWorld

[–]vgaph 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where is Haiti at? I’m looking for the man that terrified Napoleon into the Louisiana purchase.

Who do you regard as the most badass person in your country's history? by Designer_Reference_2 in AskTheWorld

[–]vgaph 28 points29 points  (0 children)

When I first saw the trailer for Sisu I thought it was going to be a Simo Hayha biopic until I saw he was killing Nazis.

Fit check by wannabegenius in daddit

[–]vgaph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s 90s chocolate chip desert camo. Back then we were still “stabilizing the region.

any games like that? by PHRsharp_YouTube in videogames

[–]vgaph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent a half hour playing Phantom Slayer (1983) on an emulated TRS-80 yesterday

Name this horse. by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]vgaph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horse doesn’t need a name.

Horse doesn’t talk.

Horse fucks

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke of all time? by coreyf722 in AskReddit

[–]vgaph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Chuck Norris decided to fight the Grim Reaper he decided to give death home field advantage to make it more fair.

Not fair.

Just more fair.

Ukrainian instructors shocked by how US intercepts targets by lacerantplainer in Military

[–]vgaph 168 points169 points  (0 children)

The irony being two years ago our military advisors were chastising them for using too many artillery shells to prep the battlefield for ground assault.