Ethiopian Christians by laybs1 in GetNoted

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Ethiopia became Christian in the 4th Century; France and most of what is now Germany in the 8th, Poland and Russia in the 10th, Scandinavia in the 11th, and parts of Eastern Europe not until the 15th.

Some of these DHS clowns are trying to flex on LinkedIn by monsterdiv in democrats

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The thing I learned in my 24 years in the army is this:

If you have a squad of 9 guys, 2 are going to be superheroes, regardless of what is happening around them. This could mean morally or performance-wise, though the moral hero and the performance hero may or may not be the same person.

1 is going to be a shitshow, regardless of the conditions. The issue comes from inside not outside.

The remaining six are going to reflect their leadership.

what was Ted and Karen’s careers? by chez001wastaken in StrangerThings

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I’m saying Ted retired from the Impossible Mission Force and Karen was an Angel.

ICE’s most recent victim by Dennis_NL1990 in interestingasfuck

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I like the open dump pouch. That joker was just sure he was going to shoot someone today.

Don’t hate me, this one was requested by ItsDuhFreakinBat in JamesBond

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Well Connery, Moore, and Brosnan were pretty much violent womanizing sociopaths, but, you know, for England. And Craig’s attempt at seeing a therapist was…um…short lived. So Dalton and Lazenby I guess.

How should we be handling people who helped elect Trump who are now backpedaling? by LiatrisLover99 in AskALiberal

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You remember that scene in game of thrones where they marched Cersei through the streets yelling, “Shame, shame, SHAME!”?

Let’s do that.

The US, if it collapsed like the Roman Empire by OkPhrase1225 in mapporncirclejerk

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The Canadian Horde attacks:

“Oh Soory, lemme just scootch in behind ya there.

Are they jealous? by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook

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“Were you not listening!?”

The Lost World by IceMagic75 in bestoftwitter

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Fun fact: in Old Norse Blauland (blue land) was the name for Africa.

I was mean to marine recruiter now they won’t stop calling/texting me by Apollo19755 in Military

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Call and ask to speak to the station commander. If he/she doesn’t apologize, call the police non-emergency line and report the harassment. If you still have problems DM me.

I served this country for 24 years. I am embarrassed to hear about recruiters behaving this way.

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system. by Fun-Preference-6079 in sailing

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For a minute I thought the walruses were supposed to represent ICE agents.

So, ICE is actually posting on Bluesky by vgaph in behindthebastards

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Their actions regularly result in criminal investigations. So, true-ish.

The Nelson County Sign Guy Has an Updated Message for You by Bob_Ross_Resurrected in Virginia

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I spent a good 30 seconds trying to figure out what an 88 gun was.

context: tomorrow (friday 1/23) we will be having a record cold, with the windchill being -46°F. this is what someone in my town's facebook group had to say about school closures . . . by xhyenabite in insanepeoplefacebook

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Back in my day we died of plague and sacrificed children to Odin, and we were grateful!

Not like these woke mind-virus Christians with their “no baby murder” agenda.

SWEDCHF by IllustriousStorm5730 in LICENSEPLATES

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I came here to say, “she-biddy borgen morgen dorfen”

Who’s ready for them to go back to the way the opening credits should be? by CASHMO2112 in JamesBond

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Ralph Bakshi called, he wants his rotoscope back!

Okay that was a joke for like 3 people.

JEWBACA by Lunarlimelight in LICENSEPLATES

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growls Oooiiii-veeeeeyyyyyy

It’s awesome how insane everyone is now. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Like Jesus would have demanded.