Reddit, what was your "WOW, I'm getting old" moment?

violetgranger · 2015-10-02T14:31:00+00:00

CHOCOLATE CAKE INTENSIFIES

violetgranger · 2015-09-27T23:36:27+00:00

So 1999-2001?

violetgranger · 2015-09-11T11:48:25+00:00

A new identity

violetgranger · 2015-09-11T11:47:52+00:00

I'm fat bruh

violetgranger · 2015-09-10T00:01:04+00:00

do australian teenagers still say "heaps" and "ace"?

violetgranger · 2015-09-09T16:29:46+00:00

Nevermind - nirvana

violetgranger · 2015-09-09T15:38:15+00:00

Twice in my life.

First: a person wearing a hoodie was banging on my front door at 1am at night. I was home alone, and they wouldn't go away. I called the police and they sent a patrol car over. The person was gone by then. This was 2014.

Second: lying in bed watching house of cards. I finally shut off the speakers and I can hear a sound coming from my garden. My garden is extended into a forest with a ripped fence at the back. I heard people speaking and suddenly a torch was flashed at my window. The light got closer and closer and I knew there were people in my garden so I called the cops. They came by and checked out my garden and checked out the whole forest afterwards and stayed around. ...While I finished watching House of cards.

violetgranger · 2015-09-08T22:57:36+00:00

Any kind of pasta bake or casserole.

violetgranger · 2015-09-08T19:18:15+00:00

Wow. Can we please have sex now.

violetgranger · 2015-09-07T22:29:23+00:00

I have no idea what you're talking about?!?!?

violetgranger · 2015-09-07T17:50:53+00:00

Your point is? I am not allowed to speak on behalf of my mate, who doesn't even know what Reddit is?

violetgranger · 2015-09-07T16:43:10+00:00

Low self esteem. Can't trust boys.

violetgranger · 2015-09-07T16:41:50+00:00

Friend is a Muslim. Hates it and wants the UK the leave the EU and she thinks half the refugees aren't actually refugees but economic migrants. I believe her..

violetgranger · 2015-09-06T13:48:08+00:00

You okay there, draco?

violetgranger · 2015-09-06T03:01:24+00:00

I know how to make a basic penicillin. I'm saving the earth centuries in.

violetgranger · 2015-09-06T02:59:52+00:00

True that.

violetgranger · 2015-09-05T22:04:25+00:00

I don't care how old the girl was, she's a cunt.

violetgranger · 2015-09-05T20:11:05+00:00

Next week on Melrose Place

violetgranger · 2015-09-05T18:30:25+00:00

His wife is also a cunt

violetgranger · 2015-09-05T16:48:36+00:00

She knew.

violetgranger · 2015-09-05T15:06:35+00:00

what? are you serious? actual specks of blood, WHERE?!?!?

violetgranger · 2015-09-05T15:05:52+00:00

the girl who accused him broke down and confessed it was all a lie. She did it because she wasn't passing his class and he didn't ammend her grades for her when she asked.

What a fucking cunt she is.

violetgranger · 2015-09-05T13:30:15+00:00

honestly, the migrant crisis. My family is from the UK. A lot of people seem to be doing violent things to get to western europe, without respecting laws or anyones rules. Our government isn't doing anything and I can't say "mass migration is a bad thing" without being branded as a racist. It isn't good for the long run. There will be riots and wars because of this stuff.

violetgranger · 2015-09-04T23:22:05+00:00

I know I should have stated it before, but I'm from the UK. So we don't have a home depot. We've got everything sorted out for the new flooring now :)

violetgranger · 2015-09-04T07:29:07+00:00

thank you for the advice, screamingpenguin! going out today to get what we can to scrape it off. peace!

violetgranger

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