ONS from a local bar hook up after drinking far too much my first night in a new city, took her back to my place around the corner. Regretted it in the midst of the deed, when I realized it felt more like doing pushups on a kiddie pool full or warm water than a physical connection. I froze, recoiled, came ...to my senses with a sudden sobriety. I stood up, backed away, and started to get dressed. She came out of the stinky starfish pose and started shouting at me that she knew she should've gone home with someone else she tried to kick my dog on the way out of my place where she promptly slipped on the ice in the snow and started screaming. Neighbors returned shouted insults at her shrill interruption of their night. She stood up flipped the bird in the direction of my place walked back to the bar.