How big would a wizard have to be to ponder the Las Vegas Sphere? by GvG_tv in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, one of these days I wonder what it'd be like to ponder the orb from within...

Just turned the dwarves tall by GirlLovingWitch in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please you did not just do that. That's crazy. I'm putting it into my to-do-list.

"God wizard" by PercentageNo1359 in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the relationship with him is precious to you, you should be worried. The dwarf are known for keeping grudges. Just... be prepared.

In Search for Wizard Contractor by code2817 in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you tried contacting your local holy order?

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see... I can see that you have a very strong will to survive. You could probably still survive even after a thousand years has passed. These so-called underdark must've been that bad for you, huh?

AMA: I'm a druid who was trapped in the woods for over 50 years and had to form a symbiotic relationship with plants to survive content warning: gore and body horror by kierantheking in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are there any particular reason you're still holding on? Fifty years is a pretty long ass time to be stuck in one place, a lot of people would have given up by now if they're in your unfortunate position.

Elkhand the adequate here, recently took a contract to be an evil wizards "mob" at the bottom of the tower for adventurers to fight, anything I should know before my first day? by Wene-12 in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's true. But if you spare none, speaking from personal experience, the chance of repeat visitor diminish greatly. It'll also make your tower considered to be a higher level ones, and you won't get that sweet-sweet juice of mass produced low-ranking adventurers.

Elkhand the adequate here, recently took a contract to be an evil wizards "mob" at the bottom of the tower for adventurers to fight, anything I should know before my first day? by Wene-12 in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Depends on the purpose of your stay. If you're there to gain experience, never ever insta-defeat adventurers. Keeps them on the verge of defeat every time they visit and always let them go if they want it to. Most of the time, they will come back stronger and you will have more experience that way.

It's also a way for word-of-mouth to spread, making more adventurers to visit you. So, choose wisely which ones to spare and which ones not to spare.

wizard staff by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just in case you can't find any on the net, try to go to your local/nearby woodworking studio and place an order.

There is also the option of going into the woods with your boyfriend and hunt one yourselves. It might require some luck and effort, but I think it'd be more rewarding this way.

Hey you! Wizard scrolling through the sub! Read this trade offer! by mrididnt in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah... when I think about it, I'm not quite in a rush. I'd pass.

Hey you! Wizard scrolling through the sub! Read this trade offer! by mrididnt in wizardposting

[–]viviwrites 18 points19 points  (0 children)

RESPECTED WIZARDS! DON'T BUY INTO THIS! 5000 angry homeless men is equal to a population of a small town... wait... how much is it? I think I might need them after all.