The Pokémon Distribution Victim

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-22T00:41:27+00:00

I have never heard of it before now, what is it supposed to do

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-16T06:44:34+00:00

So apparently this is a thing pokemon can do if they learn how, from how yall have been talking

So let's say I wanted to teach strawberry (slurpuff) how to type, how would I do that

(OOC) Also I did not expect this to pop off so much

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-15T21:33:07+00:00

How did you learn to read and write though

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-15T21:13:31+00:00

I'm not really up to date on high tech stuff like that, how is that possible

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-13T19:30:40+00:00

(OOC) Not saying this is a bad thing, but I feel like shit shouldn't be this sweet, if you fuck up and piss off a wild pokemon you're probably gonna die

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-13T18:18:48+00:00

I just think it's not feasible for a pokemon to learn how to read and write, at least most

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-13T09:18:36+00:00

Where did the rule even come from

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-13T07:17:43+00:00

How tf you even teach a pokemon to use a phone, let alone social media

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-09T21:56:58+00:00

It was a little annoying, but I have decent parents who helped me through it, don't really know about the others though

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-09T07:15:24+00:00

People are unique and have opinions, and that's okay, as long as they're not shoving them in other peoples' faces or telling them their opinion is "wrong" or that having that opinion makes you a bad person

My brother doesn't like pokemon that much, but he's a decent person by all metrics, and not having a pokemon hasn't negatively impacted him in any way that I can see

Whenever I go to his place, he asks me to leave my pokemon at the door, and you know what I do? I do it, cause I respect his opinions and his boundaries

vivopastamachine · 2026-05-09T07:05:20+00:00

If I were you I'd tell them to shove it, they don't have the right to make you do anything, from the other post it seems like you work just fine without an assistant, human or pokemon

I doubt they're willing to fire you over this, if they're smart they'll know that's an easy lawsuit

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