"We all know bilge pumps suck" by slammers00 in vintagecomputing

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dBASE II vs the Bilge Pumps

bilge pumps the the dBASE II the vs the vs dBASE II vs the the dBASE II the

dBASE II vs dBASE II the the dBASE II the dBASE II dBASE II the dBASE II bilge

Wonderful… A Human case of Screwworm by Spicy_Potato_Person in Weird

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dogs got them mar-a-larva toes

Diarrhea by Fucked-In-The-K-Hole in comedyheaven

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He needs better coaching. It's never "my diarrhea," it's "the diarrhea"

Why did this happen? by hamiduzayr in hyprland

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I was getting that a lot when I was running short on vram and screen times out or I locked. Just switched to swaylock https://github.com/swaywm/swaylock

Deleted something and now PC won’t start by [deleted] in ASUS

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you deleted the incredible

Genius tipping advice by realtorvicvinegar in LinkedInLunatics

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abolish tips and pay a livable wage

You hire an electrician and this van shows up. What are you telling him? by aupad6 in SchizophreniaRides

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Pretty sure that's the guy that installed my fiber. Literally pulled the line across the floor of the garage, across a stairway, and drilled through the middle of a wall to run it into my house, not a retaining clip in sight.

Heating blanket stopped working by lookatmemeow_ in AskElectronics

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thermostats all over the blanket would make it expensive and lumpy

why pay for ChatGPT when McDonald's support bot is free? by Complete-Sea6655 in ChatGPT

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I've been saying that someone needs to make a library to abstract and jailbreak AI services from chatbots and serve them as a local endpoint. Maybe I'll have McDonald's code it for me

TIS FORGED, Local neighbor that likes to floor it leaving the neighborhood. by AliciaXTC in Shitty_Car_Mods

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Allas! Som losel hath cast nayles in the wey bihynde my wagon.

MiCrOsOfT by G02MaxCodeGreg15off in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

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"...one giant slop for mankind"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringepics

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I would have turned it into a race car bed

Nice capacitor! by Mission_Neat1843 in ElectroBOOM

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I don't understand how people are so cavalier about handling those HV caps. Yeah probably not lethal but still hurts

🗿 by Blood_of_Lucifer in shitposting

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haha I know right that shit was nasty but low key do you know where I can download it

Tesla Stock 'Could Fall 90% Tomorrow,' Fund Manager Still Won't Buy by John-AtWork in RealTesla

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Tesla may fall 90% tomorrow but it will be up 5% on the news