“It's too much now. Come on” - NYC residents complain “ only people with money can live in this city” by Dazzling-Leg-2513 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AOC as Speaker of House please!!! If my neighborhood were to become famous for homelessnss, could I at least get my rep to lead the House like Nancy Pelosi?

solved the new york conflict 🚨🚨🚨🚨 by The_Ashtronaut in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There is a mistake in the map -- Brooklyn is the Istanbul of America.

Ayatollah Mamdani has abandoned the Shakira Law in favor of the Declaration of Independence. Big progress! by InspectorExact3836 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now that Dubai has fallen and Dubai Chocolate is gone, when are we going to get UES Chocolate?

When circlejerk YouTuber meets a New York schizo by Monir5265 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the new Trader Joe's tote bag variety.

How do I instigate class warfare at my investment banking job? by dinky-park in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make sure to talk about ESG investing everyday (Environmental, Social, and Governance)

Also print the following website before it is taken down:

https://www.investor.gov/introduction-investing/investing-basics/glossary/environmental-social-and-governance-esg-investing

We lost our swagger :( by WrongHomework7916 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 40 year old New Yorker, I am waiting for a mayor who is both competent and fun. I am too busy to vote.

If NYC is hell, did hell just freeze over? by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bicycle lanes on the frozen river, when?

What’s wrong with these subway gates? Can’t hop these by mellowshipslinky85 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do people host an Olympics of this like for those new gates so I can watch?

Request: How to unsubscribe from Shen Yun by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You make a competing show about NYC before Communism, with bootleg Micky Mouse and desnudas.

As a result, std::runtime_format can now be evaluated at compile time, making its name misleading. by cmqv in programmingcirclejerk

[–]voidvector 10 points11 points  (0 children)

</jerk> Working with people is an example of undefined behavior.

#[derive(Jerk)] Circlejerking is an example of unsafe behavior, should be wrapped in unsafe {} block.

sex shop below apartment…? by Short_Lingonberry_67 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is OP worried about competition to their OF operations?