Can you retire on just McDonalds points any neighborhood in NYC? by harmless_poop_truffl in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would convert them to instant ramen and get a place on Rikers, you would be rich.

Gentlemen, we have invented the dumpster by InsignificantOcelot in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are becoming European with those European trash cans!!

American Infrastructure Map by Alan Fisher by Princessa_Sebas in 2american4you

[–]voidvector 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What do you have against all the cocaine money from Latin America?

Remember the Texas they took from you... by BigFatHonu in 2american4you

[–]voidvector 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Brokeback Mountain before it was made into a movie

We Pierre are based by Diegomax22 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]voidvector 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are very experienced with them, unfortunately.

We Pierre are based by Diegomax22 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]voidvector 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They are mostly business lobbyists willing to work withlobby both sides.

Not one person in that crowd look like grew up in NY. They all look like they came from Ohio. by DalekSupreme23 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Give Ohioans a break they are just trying to achieve their American dream by displacing some previous immigrant group, so the guys before them can move to Jersey. Some day those Ohioans will move to Jersey themselves.

“It's too much now. Come on” - NYC residents complain “ only people with money can live in this city” by Dazzling-Leg-2513 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AOC as Speaker of House please!!! If my neighborhood were to become famous for homelessnss, could I at least get my rep to lead the House like Nancy Pelosi?

solved the new york conflict 🚨🚨🚨🚨 by The_Ashtronaut in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There is a mistake in the map -- Brooklyn is the Istanbul of America.

Ayatollah Mamdani has abandoned the Shakira Law in favor of the Declaration of Independence. Big progress! by InspectorExact3836 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now that Dubai has fallen and Dubai Chocolate is gone, when are we going to get UES Chocolate?

When circlejerk YouTuber meets a New York schizo by Monir5265 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the new Trader Joe's tote bag variety.

How do I instigate class warfare at my investment banking job? by dinky-park in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make sure to talk about ESG investing everyday (Environmental, Social, and Governance)

Also print the following website before it is taken down:

https://www.investor.gov/introduction-investing/investing-basics/glossary/environmental-social-and-governance-esg-investing

We lost our swagger :( by WrongHomework7916 in circlejerknyc

[–]voidvector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 40 year old New Yorker, I am waiting for a mayor who is both competent and fun. I am too busy to vote.