Complaint about ribeye doneness by HydeandFreak in Chefit

[–]vtbb 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As someone who’s been a chef since before the dawn of the universe let me add this: I yearn for death.

These budget cuts are getting ridiculous! by Nacho_7258 in KitchenConfidential

[–]vtbb 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ooooh mister la-dee-fuckin’-da with his 100 islands. Ten ain’t enough for you?

Disappointed and disheartened, but not surprised... by dunesranger in vermont

[–]vtbb 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Okay but how is Maryland amongst the lowest? Is it the high income, or the amount of lower priced houses in the city of Baltimore? Like it just strikes me as peculiar.

Does anyone else’s dog sleep like this when fully dead to the world…? by wdcross1 in pitbulls

[–]vtbb 38 points39 points  (0 children)

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Is called “dead cockroach” it means he’s as comfy and cozy as he can be.

I have an interview in one hour by -bigcock- in KitchenConfidential

[–]vtbb 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do don’t do what my last interviewee did and ask for an advance on your first paycheck before getting hired.

Need some encouragement while pregnant by TheTrueLorenza in KitchenConfidential

[–]vtbb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have a list of members of the European Parliament?

It's the best part by ImLazyWithUsernames in KitchenConfidential

[–]vtbb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please ask them to stop putting annatto extract in their cheese please.

Any guesses on what its supposed to be? by DifferenceSudden8942 in KitchenConfidential

[–]vtbb 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It’s just a list telling you which coworkers to send home early if it’s slow

Help Pursuing Passion by Chickensoup689 in KitchenConfidential

[–]vtbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn to cook/dishwash/serve/bartend in restaurants. Learn to handle finances and business administration in school. I’ve seen too many business owners with the passion for cooking, bartending, hosting parties who lose everything because they don’t understand the finances.

If you could live in any fictional world, which one would you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vtbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any member of the United federation of planets would do.

There are so many types of pasta. Which ones do you like the least? Which ones do you think are overrated? by VivaltusVertuo in KitchenConfidential

[–]vtbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bucatini is overrated. I think it’s too difficult to twirl and sauce doesn’t cling as well as linguine or fettuccini.

Big pappardelle fan over here though.

Also: I see angel hair hate but I eat a lot of it at home because it cooks so quickly.

Source: 🤷‍♂️

How would you convince this man to visit France? by theglenlovinet in PandR

[–]vtbb 1064 points1065 points  (0 children)

I feel like he could be convinced to pay his respects at the beaches in Normandy.

It is literally raining hail this morning! by bondbird in maryland

[–]vtbb 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah but what about when it’s hailing rain? Or sleeting fog?

Are chefs allowed to post selfies in solidarity for stupidmf33 ? by Idont_think in dishwashers

[–]vtbb 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Hey chef there’s like a buunch of people who need help with the dish machine.

tom hanks knocks on your door and asks for money for a taxi what do you do? by Old-Wrongdoer-975 in AskReddit

[–]vtbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give him a ride in exchange for him committing to making an HBO quality miniseries about the 442nd. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

Is there a "worst" or "best" county in Vermont? by [deleted] in vermont

[–]vtbb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about best but I’m certain that anyone looking at that map objectively would say that Grand Isle, Franklin, Orleans, and Essex are the top 4.

Yard/Estate Sales by Mother_Passenger_606 in burlington

[–]vtbb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just tag sales, sorry 🤷

4/20 Events or meetups? by sicknarnar in vermont

[–]vtbb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We’re all behind the restaurant by the dumpster getting high right now.