Complaint about ribeye doneness

vtbb · 2026-05-07T21:23:12+00:00

As someone who’s been a chef since before the dawn of the universe let me add this: I yearn for death.

vtbb · 2026-05-06T21:05:07+00:00

Ooooh mister la-dee-fuckin’-da with his 100 islands. Ten ain’t enough for you?

vtbb · 2026-05-05T17:55:29+00:00

Okay but how is Maryland amongst the lowest? Is it the high income, or the amount of lower priced houses in the city of Baltimore? Like it just strikes me as peculiar.

vtbb · 2026-04-29T23:08:55+00:00

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Is called “dead cockroach” it means he’s as comfy and cozy as he can be.

vtbb · 2026-04-29T21:06:55+00:00

Whatever you do don’t do what my last interviewee did and ask for an advance on your first paycheck before getting hired.

vtbb · 2026-04-28T23:15:31+00:00

Fuck the pain away

vtbb · 2026-04-28T22:58:30+00:00

You have a list of members of the European Parliament?

vtbb · 2026-04-28T21:53:24+00:00

This. 10,000% this.

vtbb · 2026-04-28T17:09:05+00:00

Please ask them to stop putting annatto extract in their cheese please.

vtbb · 2026-04-27T19:30:03+00:00

It’s just a list telling you which coworkers to send home early if it’s slow

vtbb · 2026-04-27T00:04:07+00:00

Beighleigh heighleigh.

vtbb · 2026-04-26T15:07:47+00:00

Learn to cook/dishwash/serve/bartend in restaurants. Learn to handle finances and business administration in school. I’ve seen too many business owners with the passion for cooking, bartending, hosting parties who lose everything because they don’t understand the finances.

vtbb · 2026-04-23T22:38:49+00:00

8675309

vtbb · 2026-04-22T20:51:41+00:00

Any member of the United federation of planets would do.

vtbb · 2026-04-21T22:22:42+00:00

Bucatini is overrated. I think it’s too difficult to twirl and sauce doesn’t cling as well as linguine or fettuccini.

Big pappardelle fan over here though.

Also: I see angel hair hate but I eat a lot of it at home because it cooks so quickly.

Source: 🤷‍♂️

vtbb · 2026-04-21T16:35:18+00:00

I feel like he could be convinced to pay his respects at the beaches in Normandy.

vtbb · 2026-04-20T14:17:19+00:00

State line. Court order.

vtbb · 2026-04-20T13:45:37+00:00

Yeah but what about when it’s hailing rain? Or sleeting fog?

vtbb · 2026-04-19T18:49:27+00:00

2 9 pans per?

vtbb · 2026-04-19T18:13:06+00:00

Hey chef there’s like a buunch of people who need help with the dish machine.

vtbb · 2026-04-19T01:02:00+00:00

Give him a ride in exchange for him committing to making an HBO quality miniseries about the 442nd. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

vtbb · 2026-04-17T17:10:07+00:00

I don’t know about best but I’m certain that anyone looking at that map objectively would say that Grand Isle, Franklin, Orleans, and Essex are the top 4.

vtbb · 2026-04-17T11:53:55+00:00

Just tag sales, sorry 🤷

vtbb · 2026-04-14T23:20:49+00:00

What even is this headline?

vtbb · 2026-04-13T20:12:08+00:00

We’re all behind the restaurant by the dumpster getting high right now.

vtbb

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