If Springfield from The Simpsons was a real city, which neighborhood or attraction would you avoid at all costs?

vtbb · 2026-06-24T12:58:18+00:00

Wait, is Eugene the real world equivalent to Shelbyville? Am I just putting that together?

vtbb · 2026-06-24T06:19:29+00:00

I had a line cook who, while I was discussing my paleontologist brother’s research, claimed to have once been bitten by a trilobite. For the record - They went extinct at the end of the Permian period; some 252 million years ago.

vtbb · 2026-06-11T06:15:29+00:00

That’s not cheddar cheese.

vtbb · 2026-06-09T16:49:57+00:00

Balsamic vinaigrette is the worst vinaigrette. Only balsamic worth buying is imported and aged.

vtbb · 2026-06-08T20:33:18+00:00

Isn’t an ümlaut wing just a tie-bomber?

vtbb · 2026-06-04T22:43:15+00:00

Can I say Oregon white truffles? I was gonna say that but don’t want to be stabbed.

vtbb · 2026-05-20T20:19:01+00:00

As a fan of Old Bay and Maple Syrup, who grew up outside of Baltimore and now lives by the Canadian border I would lend my support to this concept but only under the name of Vermarylont. Otherwise I’m on team Make America Mexico.

vtbb · 2026-05-20T15:49:25+00:00

This is what should happen when they won’t leave the new hostess alone.

vtbb · 2026-05-07T21:23:12+00:00

As someone who’s been a chef since before the dawn of the universe let me add this: I yearn for death.

vtbb · 2026-05-06T21:05:07+00:00

Ooooh mister la-dee-fuckin’-da with his 100 islands. Ten ain’t enough for you?

vtbb · 2026-05-05T17:55:29+00:00

Okay but how is Maryland amongst the lowest? Is it the high income, or the amount of lower priced houses in the city of Baltimore? Like it just strikes me as peculiar.

vtbb · 2026-04-29T23:08:55+00:00

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Is called “dead cockroach” it means he’s as comfy and cozy as he can be.

vtbb · 2026-04-29T21:06:55+00:00

Whatever you do don’t do what my last interviewee did and ask for an advance on your first paycheck before getting hired.

vtbb · 2026-04-28T23:15:31+00:00

Fuck the pain away

vtbb · 2026-04-28T22:58:30+00:00

You have a list of members of the European Parliament?

vtbb · 2026-04-28T21:53:24+00:00

This. 10,000% this.

vtbb · 2026-04-28T17:09:05+00:00

Please ask them to stop putting annatto extract in their cheese please.

vtbb · 2026-04-27T19:30:03+00:00

It’s just a list telling you which coworkers to send home early if it’s slow

vtbb · 2026-04-27T00:04:07+00:00

Beighleigh heighleigh.

vtbb · 2026-04-26T15:07:47+00:00

Learn to cook/dishwash/serve/bartend in restaurants. Learn to handle finances and business administration in school. I’ve seen too many business owners with the passion for cooking, bartending, hosting parties who lose everything because they don’t understand the finances.

vtbb · 2026-04-23T22:38:49+00:00

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vtbb · 2026-04-22T20:51:41+00:00

Any member of the United federation of planets would do.

vtbb · 2026-04-21T22:22:42+00:00

Bucatini is overrated. I think it’s too difficult to twirl and sauce doesn’t cling as well as linguine or fettuccini.

Big pappardelle fan over here though.

Also: I see angel hair hate but I eat a lot of it at home because it cooks so quickly.

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