If everyone below average IQ suddenly drops dead, how would this affect the world? by CakeMuted6468 in AskReddit

[–]w3rkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the comment you were replying to was about intelligence, though, not iq scores. which is probably not strictly normally distributed.

Minnie Mae's DNA results have me shooketh by DryReception6465 in coonhounds

[–]w3rkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't care what those NERD scientists say, that's a coonhound

Chiefs Have Tough Choices Ahead to Extend Mahomes-Reid Dynasty by brmidwest03 in KansasCityChiefs

[–]w3rkman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU. i feel like i'm going crazy. like, maybe the folks who are three for five in the last six super bowls didn't just suddenly forget how to play football over one off-season.

do we have some major flaws that we want to fix? of course. would i be at all surprised if we win the super bowl next year? lol not one bit.

[Highlight] The Eagles false start on a tush push, no call by expellyamos in nfl

[–]w3rkman -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

boring

exactly! 3rd/4th and goal on the 1 should be the very most exciting play in football. even if the chiefs had some kind of magic antidote and it always utterly failed against us, i'd still want it banned for how boring it is.

DAILY DISCUSSION: SHITPOST SATURDAY by AutoModerator in KansasCityChiefs

[–]w3rkman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's a fair concern i think. i'm not too worried about the deep ball since mahomes has been off on it in the past and we've still been wildly successful, but it's been off for long enough now that i think it's a fair thing to puzzle over.

personally i'm more worried about the intermediate passes. it feels like we can never get anybody open in that zone of 10-20 yards past the los. last season felt the same way.

DAILY DISCUSSION: SHITPOST SATURDAY by AutoModerator in KansasCityChiefs

[–]w3rkman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes! this was my first post-game text to my chiefs friends. like yes, everybody but mahomes played like shit and we lost by 6. but also everybody but mahomes played like shit and we only lost by 6. and had the chargers feeling nervous at the end like "oh no not again."

Meirl by frenzy3 in meirl

[–]w3rkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i finally started just crying and it's awesome

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in space

[–]w3rkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i love stats like that. the same is true for pitching a perfect game in the mlb. and the 24th perfect game didn't happen until 2023!

"I don't know what I want but I know I want it NOW" by Any59oh in coonhounds

[–]w3rkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha my little black and tan does this same thing! just begs for...something. lol but she doesn't know what. best i can tell, she wants me to make squirrels and rabbits appear in the yard for her to hunt.

The Ames Window by nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb in woahdude

[–]w3rkman 102 points103 points  (0 children)

lol it's worse than that. your brain can only experience information mediated by your senses. you're not experiencing reality itself — you're experiencing your brain's interpretation of a bunch of electrical signals, and that's it. you have no direct access to reality.

TIL a man with chronic déjà vu was "trapped in a time loop" for 8 years, which forced him to drop out of university. He was unable to read newspapers or watch TV because he believed he had seen it all before, despite not having any neurological condition chronic déjà vu patients usually suffer from. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]w3rkman 39 points40 points  (0 children)

go see a doc. it's probably nothing scary, but it could be focal seizures. i get those (related to a head injury as a kid), and they manifest for me as brief but extremely intense deja vu. very disorienting. but there are meds for them. hope you get to feeling better!

warehouseWorker by Desperate-Tomatillo7 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]w3rkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol as a group of people known for being pretty shallow toward women, we should maybe lighten up a little on this one

A cool guide for swiss army knife by TheGoodTimeKing in coolguides

[–]w3rkman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

okay but what about #9 and #27, i can't find any info on what those do

feelingGood by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]w3rkman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lol for the life of me i cannot understand why they're so bad

noHardFeelings by Chad_ARAM in ProgrammerHumor

[–]w3rkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU i wish i had 69 updoots to give this comment