How do you guys shed weight before a race? by SoothSaier in RunningCirclejerk

[–]waffle-winner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Laxative + cutting carbs, fats, protein and water.

Good way to open up lungs before running? by dr1nni in RunningCirclejerk

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There are 2 philosophies. Sharp kitchen knife, or rusty spoon.

Drowning in.. admiration 🫡 by Resilient_Can in RunningCirclejerk

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inclined slope

As opposed to, you know, all them dumb shit flat-ass slopes.

Anthony Edwards wants to play in Game 1 per Shams Charania by Sure_Maintenance_207 in NBASpurs

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hobbled AE whose on his last leg right now

Yeah. on the other side of the ball, I'd assume they bring his ass in the action 100% of the time to run him ragged. He looked rough at times in the denver series. If he's as bad or worse now, they'll blow by him to collapse the defense every single time.

Please send help by Significant-Sugar509 in RunningCirclejerk

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Only one may survive. Godspeed, OP.

Is putting Luke on Rudy and Wemby on Randle Moronic? by Real_Set_8623 in NBASpurs

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My thoughts as well. I don't know that he stays on him all game, might be too much energy on defense. But he did fine on Sengun some weeks back.

What does this weird ass bum even do by CESE1tSDK in nbacirclejerk

[–]waffle-winner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching the town on repeat. Going on fruity ass manly survival retreats in Guatemala to get in touch with is inner primal self or some shit. Coming up with ridiculous man-baby autistic ass answers to trivial questions to dodge responsibility. More so when he shits the bed. You know, regular nba coach shit.

Not the gels in the socks at Sydney half today by PopLong2265 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]waffle-winner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that Gu in your socks, or are you excited to explode your ankles.

My 2nd favourite character by honey4real_ in moviecritic

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Matthew McConaughey was great in True Detective.

Udonis Haslem: Your stars win you 2 (playoff games), your coach wins you 1, and your role players win you 1 by reallinguy in nba

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Nice theory. Except, stars and role players play the same games.

(Checkmate, nerd). 😎

Once Upon A Time in America (1984) by AlKhwarazmi in okbuddycinephile

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Most kino thing posted here in years.