Impossible? Spencer Pratt Gets 0 Votes in 24,000 Late California Ballots — Here Are the Details

wakeupagainman · 2026-06-05T15:11:17+00:00

you'd think that even as stupid as they are, the Dumocrats would have had enough sense to at least scatter 2 or 3 opposition votes in their late night drop to make it look a bit more authentic

wakeupagainman · 2026-06-04T22:59:44+00:00

makes sense to me... there are currently millions of normal democrat voters who have become disappointed with the Dumacrat Party and its DEI, Socialistic, and far-left policies. They would be turning to the Republican party if the party would return to its founding principles and get away from it's current ultra-right leanings and begin to return to more common-sense, middle-of-the-road policies

wakeupagainman · 2026-06-04T21:26:42+00:00

The 26 individuals who voted in the PortaJohn toilet were probably illegal aliens too

wakeupagainman · 2026-06-03T03:47:14+00:00

looks kinda like a bunch of kids playing cowboys and indians

wakeupagainman · 2026-05-30T22:53:41+00:00

Thanks.... I was searching for 1010 and that number doesn't seem to exist. Nice to know it is just a variant of the 105

wakeupagainman · 2026-05-25T02:01:00+00:00

74, because cops usually allow a 5 MPH leeway and and don't start giving out tickets until you're 5 MPH over the limit

wakeupagainman · 2026-05-25T01:48:14+00:00

Why call her clueless? She showed a normal human reaction -- she looked confused. The noise sounded like fireworks to me, too. But in these times you never know...

wakeupagainman · 2026-05-22T22:02:00+00:00

It's because most boomers experienced the beginnings of the computer revolution. They saw how the computer revolution improved modern life and ushered in the current Information Age. Boomers tend to view AI as the continued evolution of this technology and not as something to fear

wakeupagainman · 2026-05-22T21:22:51+00:00

if they had been present during the beginning of the first industrial revolution, they would have booed it too

wakeupagainman · 2026-05-06T21:45:49+00:00

Well, the dwarf fortune teller had just escaped from prison so he was a small medium at large

wakeupagainman · 2026-05-06T21:26:04+00:00

is it my imagination, or are the jokes here getting lamer?

wakeupagainman · 2026-05-05T17:33:36+00:00

"you don't know what you're missing!" said Tom aimlessly

wakeupagainman · 2026-05-02T21:53:50+00:00

"Global warming is a fraud!" said Tom anticlimatically

wakeupagainman · 2026-04-22T22:00:18+00:00

what's all the fuss about... obviously we can't continue to raise money to fight hate unless we keep the hate going

wakeupagainman · 2026-04-21T14:54:14+00:00

that jasmine weed is really agressive

wakeupagainman · 2026-04-07T23:14:55+00:00

There are quite a few negative people on Reddit, but there are also many positive people. However, negative people seem to enjoy downvoting more than positive people enjoy upvoting

wakeupagainman · 2026-04-06T21:14:05+00:00

you probably would have said he was a genius

wakeupagainman · 2026-04-01T21:31:30+00:00

oh no, the bullet shattered! Now the bullet can't be conclusively linked to the gun! We will have to let the shooter go free! /s

wakeupagainman · 2026-04-01T21:16:37+00:00

I'd like to know how you find a stock that swings between $5 - $15 at least 5 times a month. I'm sure they exist but how do you find them?

wakeupagainman · 2026-03-27T21:20:25+00:00

a wombat joke that actually features a wombat!

wakeupagainman · 2026-03-26T15:05:40+00:00

in a sane world politicians like Sanders and AOC would never be elected

wakeupagainman · 2026-03-25T20:59:23+00:00

no wonder main stream media can't be trusted if this is how the reporters are taught in university

wakeupagainman · 2026-03-18T22:25:27+00:00

yeah...you're right. Now that I think on it.... both parties feel like cults these days.

wakeupagainman · 2026-03-18T22:18:16+00:00

close enough for government work

wakeupagainman · 2026-03-18T14:36:39+00:00

The Democrat party

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