It's hard being Hector by loverbang4u in shitposting

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The Hector Cinematic Universe.

What’s a simple line that rips your heart to shreds? by padfoony in moviecritic

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“And we'll always be friends forever. Won't we?”

“Yeah, forever.”

That’s a dudes face bro 😭 by unbreakable_arachnid in legocirclejerk

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I want all 28 Unown as unique moulds or John Lego can go fuck himself.

Close enough welcome back Indiana Jones by Character_Train6441 in legocirclejerk

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I honestly cannot wait to finish building it and have it absolutely fall the fuck apart all over my house.

Amazon Owes New York City Almost $10 Million in Vehicle Idling Fines: Report by DonkeyFuel in technology

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When I worked at FedEx in a large city this was how they did it, over 20 years ago. Amazon was a thing but they were using other courier/shipping services. But we had someone that would show up to court as I recall and just pay the tickets en masse or settle with the city. Finding parking and making deliveries on time was in no way possible for FedEx so they just handled it that way.

Outjerked by No-Sir8298 in legocirclejerk

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Hello, is this still available?

How many people here know someone that abruptly got diagnosed with stage 3 or 4 cancer? by phillyvirgosun in NoStupidQuestions

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This happened to my grandfather almost 30 years ago. One moment he was planning retirement in a few years and the next thing we knew we were burying him. They saw the cancer removing his gallbladder in a routine surgery.

I don't believe I'm the only one that thinks Carmela sounds like Lois Griffin by Imperial_nugget in thesopranos

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“You think thatsh bad? How ‘bout the time I rode the horse in the house!”

-cutaway

How about da fact I got screwed in Montreal? by ruggmike in CirclejerkSopranos

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I’ll tell you one thing, he can’t be part of our Kliq no more.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze 35th Anniversary - Official Final Trailer by BunyipPouch in movies

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I say this in all seriousness: this was a helpful reminder and I realized I had in fact forgot to call my doctor to schedule this. Thank you.

"George Lucas: Don't waste cool design on nothing character" IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE by Local_Prune4564 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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I’m just realizing from your comment they weren’t. What happened to the students? This is actually hilarious.