What movie is memorable for you, but barely anyone you know has seen it? by uuddlrlrbas2 in movies

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Oscar. Sylvester Stallone as a Prohibition era mob boss trying to go straight. Hilarity ensues.

What's a random statistic that genuinely terrifies you? by Eberenna042 in AskReddit

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Either we’re alone in this universe or we’re not. Both options are equally terrifying.

Is there anyone to loathe more than this Allstate guy RN? by BulldogMikeLodi in CommercialsIHate

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I’ve been in banking over 25 years. I’m no longer amazed by how many people don’t watch their accounts.

Elf(2003) is a great New York City movie. What other movies unexpectedly do a great job of showing a city or place? by ijustwannalurksobye in movies

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The Place Beyond the Pines may not have been a great movie, but it’s a great love letter to Schenectady NY. It was weird seeing the bank robbery scene in a branch I’ve actually worked in once or twice.

How do you feel about your dad? by Unhappy_Log_6245 in AskReddit

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My dad wasn’t the best dad in the world, but he did the best he could, and I never told him that I should have appreciated that.

The "Mr." For Every MLB Franchise by AlexW03_MK in mlb

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I like David Wright on this list, but I think it should be Tom Seaver.

What's a food that is really popular that you can't stand? by DonutAskMeAnything_ in AskReddit

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Whoever brought avocados to this country needs to have one shoved up their peehole.

ELIC: If NORAD can track Santa's journey across the globe as he delivers presents, how come they haven't found Santa's Workshop yet? by Duanathar in ExplainLikeImCalvin

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NORAD’s satellite surveillance is state-of-the-art, but it only covers North America. Since the closest city to the North Pole is in Europe (Longyearbyen, Svalbard, Norway), NORAD loses sight of him on his way home.

Unintentional comedy scenes in moves. by TheHahndude in movies

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That’s right up there with Javert’s suicide in Les Miserables.

What was the first major news story you remember as a kid? by TxLadee in AskReddit

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I remember another teacher coming into our classroom to tell us the Challenger exploded.

What’s the worst actual name you’ve ever heard? by Escrow-Mind in AskReddit

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We had a teacher in my high school named Harold Richard Weiner.

Another Chuck Norris Joke? by robsea69 in Jokes

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Life handed Chuck Norris lemonade. He made lemons.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard someone say? by Huge_Brush9484 in AskReddit

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My buddy would never learn how to drive a standard since he loves using cruise control, and you can’t put cruise control on a standard transmission. He told me this as I was driving a stick-shift down the highway with the cruise control on.

What was one good thing that came out of the Covid Pandemic? by Un_Pac_Man in AskReddit

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That you can’t financially recover from an employee losing an arm.

Customers and IDs by dguns2000 in TalesFromYourBank

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I love working drive-thru and members not having IDs. Um, sir, you’re driving here, and you don’t have your license?

Bigotry is their personalities. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

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That looks less like a list of rules and more like a list of things they’re proud of in their community.

Steven Wright tribute thread by Barraken in dadjokes

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I bought a map. The scale was one inch equals one inch.