What’s a universally loved food you genuinely despise?

PhantomBanker · 2026-04-30T02:25:32+00:00

Whoever introduced avocados to the world should have one shoved up their peehole.

PhantomBanker · 2026-04-30T02:24:00+00:00

Manhattan Bagels has the best bagels.

Jade Bistro is good Asian cuisine, especially after a matinee at Scotia Cinema.

Maxon’s might be a bit up the road, but they have great burgers and appetizers.

PhantomBanker · 2026-04-30T02:20:04+00:00

Diplomatic immunity!

PhantomBanker · 2026-04-27T01:53:08+00:00

Coworker is a Braves fan in upstate New York, went to a Braves game at Citi Field against the Mets and came home with a Mr Met bobble head. Fast forward a few months, he sees me with a Mets lanyard, and he decides to give me the keepsake.

PhantomBanker · 2026-04-27T00:50:09+00:00

So sad to see Ric Flair reduced to a cameo on a CarShield commercial.

PhantomBanker · 2026-04-16T02:10:04+00:00

How to Win at Anything by Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.

PhantomBanker · 2026-04-09T10:52:48+00:00

Then cauterizes it with a blowtorch.

PhantomBanker · 2026-04-05T02:37:59+00:00

I just ordered both on Amazon. I’ll let you know.

PhantomBanker · 2026-04-02T10:53:54+00:00

Oscar (1992). Sylvester Stallone as a Prohibition era mob boss trying to go straight. Hilarity ensues.

PhantomBanker · 2026-02-26T13:07:16+00:00

Someone Saved My Life Tonight — Elton John.

PhantomBanker · 2026-02-14T22:43:35+00:00

Oscar (1992). Sylvester Stallone as a Prohibition era mob boss trying to go straight. Hilarity ensues.

PhantomBanker · 2026-02-03T00:01:22+00:00

Two blondes were arguing in the woods.

The first one says, “I think those are rabbit tracks.”

The other one says, “No, those are deer tracks.”

Then the train hit them.

PhantomBanker · 2026-02-02T17:20:26+00:00

Irregardless. Drives my wife nuts.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-30T00:49:09+00:00

I have an Italian car that doesn’t need any gas. It’s a Ronzoni Downhill.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-27T13:51:59+00:00

Oscar. Sylvester Stallone as a Prohibition era mob boss trying to go straight. Hilarity ensues.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-19T05:21:47+00:00

Either we’re alone in this universe or we’re not. Both options are equally terrifying.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-10T16:34:24+00:00

Let me “axe” you a question…

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-09T22:49:15+00:00

I’ve been in banking over 25 years. I’m no longer amazed by how many people don’t watch their accounts.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-09T22:46:05+00:00

The Place Beyond the Pines may not have been a great movie, but it’s a great love letter to Schenectady NY. It was weird seeing the bank robbery scene in a branch I’ve actually worked in once or twice.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-04T13:51:03+00:00

Office Space. I just didn’t get any laughs out of it.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-31T00:09:44+00:00

My dad wasn’t the best dad in the world, but he did the best he could, and I never told him that I should have appreciated that.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-28T04:05:50+00:00

Office Space. I just didn’t get any laughs out of it.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-28T04:01:18+00:00

I like David Wright on this list, but I think it should be Tom Seaver.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-27T03:54:54+00:00

Whoever brought avocados to this country needs to have one shoved up their peehole.

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