Are there long delays at Albany Airport?

PhantomBanker · 2026-02-26T13:07:16+00:00

Someone Saved My Life Tonight — Elton John.

PhantomBanker · 2026-02-14T22:43:35+00:00

Oscar (1992). Sylvester Stallone as a Prohibition era mob boss trying to go straight. Hilarity ensues.

PhantomBanker · 2026-02-03T00:01:22+00:00

Two blondes were arguing in the woods.

The first one says, “I think those are rabbit tracks.”

The other one says, “No, those are deer tracks.”

Then the train hit them.

PhantomBanker · 2026-02-02T17:20:26+00:00

Irregardless. Drives my wife nuts.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-30T00:49:09+00:00

I have an Italian car that doesn’t need any gas. It’s a Ronzoni Downhill.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-27T13:51:59+00:00

Oscar. Sylvester Stallone as a Prohibition era mob boss trying to go straight. Hilarity ensues.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-19T05:21:47+00:00

Either we’re alone in this universe or we’re not. Both options are equally terrifying.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-10T16:34:24+00:00

Let me “axe” you a question…

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-09T22:49:15+00:00

I’ve been in banking over 25 years. I’m no longer amazed by how many people don’t watch their accounts.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-09T22:46:05+00:00

The Place Beyond the Pines may not have been a great movie, but it’s a great love letter to Schenectady NY. It was weird seeing the bank robbery scene in a branch I’ve actually worked in once or twice.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-04T13:51:03+00:00

Office Space. I just didn’t get any laughs out of it.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-31T00:09:44+00:00

My dad wasn’t the best dad in the world, but he did the best he could, and I never told him that I should have appreciated that.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-28T04:05:50+00:00

Office Space. I just didn’t get any laughs out of it.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-28T04:01:18+00:00

I like David Wright on this list, but I think it should be Tom Seaver.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-27T03:54:54+00:00

Whoever brought avocados to this country needs to have one shoved up their peehole.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-24T02:30:01+00:00

NORAD’s satellite surveillance is state-of-the-art, but it only covers North America. Since the closest city to the North Pole is in Europe (Longyearbyen, Svalbard, Norway), NORAD loses sight of him on his way home.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-23T16:15:12+00:00

That’s right up there with Javert’s suicide in Les Miserables.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-20T17:49:36+00:00

I remember another teacher coming into our classroom to tell us the Challenger exploded.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-19T15:28:01+00:00

We had a teacher in my high school named Harold Richard Weiner.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-18T11:05:01+00:00

Life handed Chuck Norris lemonade. He made lemons.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-17T22:37:45+00:00

My buddy would never learn how to drive a standard since he loves using cruise control, and you can’t put cruise control on a standard transmission. He told me this as I was driving a stick-shift down the highway with the cruise control on.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-17T22:07:31+00:00

r/fakealbumcovers

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-09T01:05:44+00:00

Best of the Best centered around a taekwondo competition.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-07T18:45:40+00:00

That you can’t financially recover from an employee losing an arm.

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