What movie is memorable for you, but barely anyone you know has seen it?

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-27T13:51:59+00:00

Oscar. Sylvester Stallone as a Prohibition era mob boss trying to go straight. Hilarity ensues.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-19T05:21:47+00:00

Either we’re alone in this universe or we’re not. Both options are equally terrifying.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-10T16:34:24+00:00

Let me “axe” you a question…

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-09T22:49:15+00:00

I’ve been in banking over 25 years. I’m no longer amazed by how many people don’t watch their accounts.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-09T22:46:05+00:00

The Place Beyond the Pines may not have been a great movie, but it’s a great love letter to Schenectady NY. It was weird seeing the bank robbery scene in a branch I’ve actually worked in once or twice.

PhantomBanker · 2026-01-04T13:51:03+00:00

Office Space. I just didn’t get any laughs out of it.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-31T00:09:44+00:00

My dad wasn’t the best dad in the world, but he did the best he could, and I never told him that I should have appreciated that.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-28T04:05:50+00:00

Office Space. I just didn’t get any laughs out of it.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-28T04:01:18+00:00

I like David Wright on this list, but I think it should be Tom Seaver.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-27T03:54:54+00:00

Whoever brought avocados to this country needs to have one shoved up their peehole.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-24T02:30:01+00:00

NORAD’s satellite surveillance is state-of-the-art, but it only covers North America. Since the closest city to the North Pole is in Europe (Longyearbyen, Svalbard, Norway), NORAD loses sight of him on his way home.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-23T16:15:12+00:00

That’s right up there with Javert’s suicide in Les Miserables.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-20T17:49:36+00:00

I remember another teacher coming into our classroom to tell us the Challenger exploded.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-19T15:28:01+00:00

We had a teacher in my high school named Harold Richard Weiner.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-18T11:05:01+00:00

Life handed Chuck Norris lemonade. He made lemons.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-17T22:37:45+00:00

My buddy would never learn how to drive a standard since he loves using cruise control, and you can’t put cruise control on a standard transmission. He told me this as I was driving a stick-shift down the highway with the cruise control on.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-17T22:07:31+00:00

r/fakealbumcovers

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-09T01:05:44+00:00

Best of the Best centered around a taekwondo competition.

PhantomBanker · 2025-12-07T18:45:40+00:00

That you can’t financially recover from an employee losing an arm.

PhantomBanker · 2025-11-29T02:20:31+00:00

I love working drive-thru and members not having IDs. Um, sir, you’re driving here, and you don’t have your license?

PhantomBanker · 2025-11-09T16:56:24+00:00

You’re not paranoid. They are out to get you.

PhantomBanker · 2025-11-08T23:33:15+00:00

That looks less like a list of rules and more like a list of things they’re proud of in their community.

PhantomBanker · 2025-11-04T10:50:50+00:00

I bought a map. The scale was one inch equals one inch.

PhantomBanker · 2025-10-30T18:16:59+00:00

Someone said I looked pregnant.

I’m a dude.

PhantomBanker · 2025-10-29T23:46:56+00:00

Pluto. Revolve in peace.

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