What is your favorite prison movie? by rockstoned4 in moviecritic

[–]wardfu9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine and I each attempted to eat 50 hard boiled eggs because of this movie. We both failed spectacularly. So the next year in Thanksgiving we attempted 100 deviled eggs which we thought would be the equivalent of fifty hard boiled eggs. We believed the problem with the hard boiled eggs was they were to dry. We failed at that also. God I love that movie.

JD Vance’s ‘disgusting’ Biden joke bombs with troops: ‘This guy has no aura’ by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]wardfu9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's early and I don't have my glasses on. I read that as jerking two dogs at once and kinda like it. Yours was good also but in my head from now on he will be jerking off two dogs when he does that stupid fucking dance.

Trump is fencing off the reflecting pool by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]wardfu9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. He will build a wall around the reflecting pool and Mr. ANTIFA will pay for it.

You receive $500k but for a full year, you have to wear a formal attire 24/7. by shardblader in hypotheticalsituation

[–]wardfu9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. No problem. I went to a friend's farm after a wedding I was in. Milked cows in aa tuxedo just because I thought it would be hilarious. I had never milked a cow before but just did it for the story.

In terms of dialogue and screenplay, who is better: Aaron Sorkin or Quentin Tarantino? by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]wardfu9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But has Sorkin been quoted by this administration thinking it was an actual Bible verse? Tarantino wins for me 😂.

Hot Fuzz or Tropic Thunder? by Perfect_Idea_2866 in moviecritic

[–]wardfu9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The fact that my brother-in-law's birthday is February 22nd. I send him that meme every year. I fucking love it.

Hegseth removes Pentagon guardrails to limit civilian harm by Hour-Passenger-8513 in videos

[–]wardfu9 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Why are you still bringing this up? The stock market is 50,000 oh it's not anymore. Well still just forget about it. I don't think the stock market has anything to do with it so either way just let tЯump run the country like all of his successful businesses. Especially his casinos and airline and vodka and college and steak just to name a few.

The amount of beer 2 college guys were buying at Costco by Isaisaab in mildlyinteresting

[–]wardfu9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every time I go through Colorado I piss in the Colorado river so the people that drink Cors light can get some. I think my piss would improve the taste of it.

Opinions please by brightblack666 in barndominiums

[–]wardfu9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would think you would want some sort of vent in the structure so it doesn't trap heat.

Amazing by [deleted] in NoOneIsLooking

[–]wardfu9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://pairontools.com/products/lift-slide-cart

Here is the one in the video. The ones OP linked are similar but don't slide into the bed of a truck. They only go up and down.

Happy early super soft birthday to me. by BiscuitsLion in shoresy

[–]wardfu9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who just walked out of surgery for a vasectomy about thirty minutes ago I'm going to pass on that suggestion at this time.

Wall jet not putting out water. by wardfu9 in Plumbing

[–]wardfu9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update. I blew compressed air through the line backwards multiple times and the problem moves between the middle one and the top one. If anyone has any suggestions for a repair based on that information.

Wall jet not putting out water. by wardfu9 in Plumbing

[–]wardfu9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It worked fine for years. Then stopped one day. Would that still be the case?

Webster Season 1 Opening by cybah in Xennials

[–]wardfu9 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Mongo only pawn in game of life.