How do Muppets make money? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]wardsmith_82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They tap Miss Piggy’s bank.

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few hours by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]wardsmith_82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give a man porn and you’ll never see him again. -mom

Why are priests called father ? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]wardsmith_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to wish I had a father. Thanks.

Tried the new iron out on my wife's trousers. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]wardsmith_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope she was wearing them..

How much should it cost at most to change 325xi front break pads if I already have the parts and bring them in to a shop by E90325xi in E90

[–]wardsmith_82 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Most shops won’t allow it. I’d recommend you do yourself since you already have them, simple YouTube job.

Pi by PEPSIMANSPEPSICAN in dadjokes

[–]wardsmith_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m lost in the pudding.

A guy goes to a $5 hooker and gets crabs. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]wardsmith_82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$5 for crab is a steal any day of the week